Weezy Drools.. Lick Me Like a Lollipop. YUCK

This is why Cartoons Shouldn’t Go 3D.. they drool

“I’d catch Remy with a lil’ bit of that Sizzurp. We mix Cristal with Sizzurp and call it Crizzurp. So, we’d have some of that Crizzurp and she could get it.”

Weezy – On Having sex with Rapper Remy Ma

This is a not too subtle reminder that if you plan on being a skeezer this weekend. PUT A WRAPPER ON IT, PLEASE. this is for both Males and Females. there is no sex to skeezer; just sex with a skeezer. so stop now.

For God Sake, don’t end up licking on something that drools while it pays you. at least let the bastard be able to speak to you clearly, from inside that condom.

oh yes, we endorse using the safest approach to sex with characters like Weezy -

The Four Step Withdrawl Method :

Put Them inside the condom.
then get in your car, drive fast to the next state.
see the health dept for testing, immediately.
please do not touch anyone or anything else – because as you can see from this video you could be a part of an epidemic already in full swing.

Remember, Only You can Protect against STD’s – Put a Condom On It, Always because as you can see a Nasty Lil Cartoon, will try to make you drool too..

Lil Wayne Sex Interview (Funny As Hell!!!)

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11 April 2005, 04:23 PM

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Lil Wayne Sex Interview (Funny As Hell!!!)

LIL WAYNE’s SEX INTERVIEW

I’m gonna name some females, and you tell me how you think they’d be in bed.

Ciara?
-Ciara has the type of body that would make you wanna tear that ass up, but personally, if I laid down with her I’d try my hardest to make love to her ‘cause she’s a lady, a woman. Even though she’s “crunk & b” or whatever, you still see a sensual lady so you’d have to make love to her.

Oprah?
-Oh, you know I’m gonna be good to Oprah! She’d get whatever she wants. She’s rich, and she’s losing weight, man. She on that diet!

Paris Hilton?
-(whistles) You already know! You saw the tape. I’d get down with her the same exact way. She’s the type of girl where you just gotta lay back and let her do her thing. She look like she got a lot of bad girl in there. That’s one of her biggest stages: the bedroom.

Shawnna?
-Shawnna said [in an interview] that she have sex to my album all the time, my whole album. So when I see her, I’m gonna cut my album on and see what happens. I’d do my thing with Shawnna ‘cause she fine. She the type where you don’t want her response to be, “He didn’t do his thing.” I’d do whatever it takes.

Jacki-O?
-I know Jacki-O, and she real cool. She’s like my sister so I wouldn’t think about her in bed.

Remy Martin?
-I’d catch Remy with a lil’ bit of that Sizzurp. We mix Cristal with Sizzurp and call it Crizzurp. So, we’d have some of that Crizzurp and she could get it. She’s a bigger woman and I’m a lil’ dude, so I would really have to put my thing down. She’d get the full throttle.

Trina?
-(whistles) Man, you gotta let me know! From the back, all day! Bap, bap, bap! Lay down, open her legs from the back, put the pillow up under her, grab her hair – the part that’s real, put her hands up and bap, bap, bap!

Lisa Raye
-She still living? Nah, I’m just playin’. Wow, what would I do to Diamond? I’d let Lisa Raye ride me. See, another man’s answer might be different but I’m a little dude so her tall sexy ass could just ride me. I wouldn’t really be working too hard, but I could be pushing at the same time and going all in her stomach.

Britney Spears
-I’d make love to Britney, only for the simple fact that I’d be trying to win her over for good. I wanna be the next controversial boyfriend dude. I’d do her real nice. I’d make her see that rappers are good. When she fuck with Lil’ Weezy, yeah, y’all gon’ see.

Okay, next question…
-Wait, you didn’t ask me about Christina Milian?

Okay, Christina Milian?
-I would do whatever that girl wants me to do. Whatever! That’s what I’m talkin’ about, man! And then after that, I’m gonna marry her. After that, I’m gonna marry her again. I’ll divorce her, we’ll have to break up so we can get married again. Man, you could ask me anything you want about her and me. You could start a rumor about us, I don’t care. I love her, my God! And you know, I dated Nivea before, and another singer. My momma, she don’t know anything about this music stuff, she was like, “You date all those R&B girls. I like the new girl, the ‘Dip It Low’ girl, I think y’all would be a good couple.’” I was like, “That was the best thing you ever told me, mom.” So right now, mom, I’m on a Christina Milian hunt. I heard she got a man, and he ain’t got shit on me. For real, for real, I would do whatever it takes. That’s real. We could be on some Ike and Tina shit, and she could be Ike!

What’s the most exciting place you’ve ever had sex?
-On the balcony in the Bahamas, looking at how beautiful it was.

Are there any Lil’ Wayne sex tapes floating around?
-Girl, I hope not! I do have a camera in my bedroom, though. I’ve had that for like three years, so it got some heavy footage on there. But let’s hope nobody gets to that. They might see they girlfriend on there, so they might not wanna get the tape.

I saw some comments you made in XXL’s sex issue about anal sex.
-That was back in the day. Now, if you try to pull that shit with a girl, they like, “Oh, no.” But back in the day, that shit was real popular. For real, like, we had a whole ‘hood known for doing that. The advantage is that if the rubber pops, there’s no kids, you just end up with that Twix. (laughing) Nah, to tell you the truth, I ain’t really did that shit since I was 17 or 18. Ugh, I don’t even wanna do it now. I guess I was just young and it was popular.

Do you get a lot of sexy voicemails or text messages from groupies or fans?
-I get those every day, of course. I get crazy voicemails from celebrities too, but I’m definitely not gonna say no names. That’s the craziest ones, to hear celebrity females say something wild. I get the ones that are like, “I’m thinking about you right now, and you can’t imagine what I’ve got on.” Some of ‘em, you can picture what they’re doing at that moment.

What’s the craziest way a groupie has ever approached you?
-Somebody came up and told me, “Look, lil’ nigga, I don’t know what you sing, but I know you say ‘bling-bling.’” She honestly didn’t know Lil Wayne or my struggles or Cash Money. She said, “The only thing I know is, I see you on TV with those tattoos and your shirt off. I’ve got three people in my lifetime I wanna fuck: Tupac, Martin, and you. ‘Pac died, Martin went crazy, and you right here.” She was dead serious, too.