Okay y’all named em Generation X – uhhhh ruhhh looks like they adopted the name and done started runnin wit it,

*Prosecutors have begun investigating whether to charge ex-heavyweight champion Mike Tyson and a photographer for a fight at Los Angeles International Airport.

*Oprah Winfrey’s much-anticipated interview of Sarah Palin brought her talk show its highest ratings in two years.

*In a recent radio interview with Atlanta’s The Bert Show, Janet Jackson refered to Jermaine Dupri as her “ex,” despite recent reports that the two were back together (and had never been apart) after previous rumors suggested they had broken up.

*”The Wendy Williams Show” has been renewed on Fox TV stations through the 2011-12 season, even though ratings in most markets have been modest, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

okay now we got fricken cartoon avatars with text voices issuing threats and getting attitude ?   Really Doh – wtf  is this all about ?

Uhh ruhhh – somebody needs to stop playin, okay..

*The suburban Philadelphia swim club accused of discrimination last summer after revoking the memberships of mostly black and Hispanic children is headed for bankruptcy, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Saturday

*The Los Angeles city attorney wants back the $3 million it shelled out for Michael Jackson’s memorial at the Staples Center, a spokesman said Monday, despite an audit concluding the event generated even more revenue for the city.

*Despite losing an earlier court battle, the father of Michael Jackson will try again to challenge the two businessman named as executors of his son’s estate – this time by trying to prove that his son’s will was forged.

FYI This is NOT STUNTIN – NO;  in fact – Hell No..

Girllllllllllllll ain’t no such word as Coochtastic.. (side eye)

*Janet Jackson made a surprise appearance at Los Angeles mall The Grove last weekend to personally witness a flash mob that featured a choreographed number to her greatest hits. [click title link to watch video.]

*Allhiphop.com is reporting that the mothers of rappers T-Pain, Lil Wayne and R&B singer Ne-Yo have teamed to launch their own talk show entitled “Dinner Table Discussions.”

We Have Nothing to say but TWO Snaps UP !! (and a Side-eye bitch)

*What in the hell is goin’ on in the ATL? Are the high school kids down there that gangsta? If you had to judge from this incident in suburban Atlanta, you would think that the kids are completely out of control. [click title link to watch video.]

and yes that is San Francisco in the BACKGROUND,,

*Director Lee Daniels says he felt compelled to bring the story of child abuse to the big screen in “Precious” because it helped heal the scars from his own painful past.

Why People always gotta show they Ass, Yeah Literally ?
This aint cute. not at all. where are the damn fashion police when you need they asses ?

*Oprah Winfrey gave Robin Givens a lengthy apology on her live show last Friday over the manner in which she dealt (or didn’t deal) with a comment made last month by the actress’ ex-husband Mike Tyson.

*The latest party to file a creditor’s claim against Michael Jackson’s estate is the law firm that represented him against Debbie Rowe in 2005.

Then we have such stupidity as this,

Keisha go home, and get yo baby from back there in the crowd.. ain’t nobody making it rain.

*50 Cent will play Santa for single mothers this holiday season as part of “50’s Money For Moms” contest, in conjunction with BET.

*Chris Brown got an earful of judgment from a woman during a public promo appearance in New York last week. [click title link to watch video]

*The reality show filmed by Shaquille and Shaunie O’Neal before their marriage took a decisive turn last week may find its way to at least one network still willing to give it a chance.

Then we have these so called rappers – from the D.  Honestly, These no talents; used the freeway when it was shut down for construction for 6 months last year. riiiiiiiiiiiiite ballers. Shoooooowwww,,

of Course you know all these Pics came from our friends at Youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com – nobody puts it down like DurtyMO ! The news pieces are from  BET Entertainment. we captioned our piece with what we think applies to the image.

So Babies,  if you don’t like it Stop going out in public Showin Yo ASS,

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remember that old saying, you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife ?  well somebody needs to remind Mos Def cause he was swept up by Ms. Thang – and now she’s hollin gimme my free-dom, I ain’t tryin to be wit you no mo, def not.

sorry, but i had to work it in somekinda way.. uh ruhh back to the mess,

so lil missy has done a video talkin bout her side of the stank, thinking folks will see her as some victim.

Oh Hell Naww.. she tippin, trippin and slippin.

This is Mrs Mos Def with Andre 3000 – Why ???

Mos Definantely Let This Babe Bounce Brotha Man – she aint yo’ type, really Doh.

Somehow We Knew that a Tape Would Surface from this mess..

Nas and Kelis Drama, Plus Sex Tape Coming Soon?

Kelis-Suspended

Necole Bitchie be all up in a mugs bitniz so you need to stop ova and get that rss feed locked in; cause ish is hittin the fan as you read this, and Necole is busy postin it up.  click the title of the story to go to the original on her site.

And then we have this lil Pop Tart..

Alicia Keys and SwizzBeats - Honey Let him Get His Papers from the court before you start parading yo ass round in public like it’s all Kosher. Oh Hell No Missy -  it Aint’.  now if this ain’t skrate Hoebitniz I ain’t seen it. smdh

SWIZZ BEATZ FT. FABOLOUS – BIG SHIT POPPIN

ooh and while we are on the subject of HOES, lets look at a Fat Ass Male HOE..

Offica Ricky Ross was recently outted by Louis V. for Fakin the Fashion.

In a letter sent to XXL Mag which had the mug on it’s cover, the head of Louis V tells them, those are not our glasses and we want errybody to know that shit right now – to print that, Bustas.

Peep This – from Dimewars

“Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.
Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier”

This is From Necole Bitchie – and yes she is bitchy so go see..

Fellas, don’t try this at home…

Rick Ross is so obsessed with his collection of designer sunglasses he always wears a pair during sex. The Hustlin’ star was inspired by late rapper Notorious B.I.G. to customise his growing collection of shades, costing up to $2250 (Gbp1500) each.

And he’s become so attached to the diamond-encrusted eyewear it’s often the only item he’ll keep on when stripping down for a steamy session of love-making. Rick Ross says “I’ve had sex in my shades, sometimes I wear my clear ones. A lot of ladies compliment my eyelashes so I don’t want people to see them, I’m shy, so wear my shades all the time. I never told nobody that before.”

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Now Personally we think errybody would like it better if he just put a damn 33 gal 20 ply hefty garbage bag ova his head and then twisted it shut. oooohhh and what’s that he’s standing next to ? another pretender. Gosh ! I think Louis Vuitton has put a quash on all this rumorism about Offica Ricky; for a while at least. Fassy Ass Wrapper..

and the final Crap De Resistance – Lil Weezy got anotha Baby Momma -

Lauren London is Definitely Having Lil Wayne’s Baby

After all this Lauren London’s denial of Lil Wayne being her “baby daddy”, the rumors have been confirmed that she is now 5 months pregnant.

” We got further confirmation of Lauren’s pregnancy from a celeb’s manager.  Apparently said manager received a movie role for his client after it was first offered to Lauren.  When the manager asked why Lauren wouldn’t take the role, the manager was made aware of Lauren’s pregnancy status.  We’re told Lauren’s taking time off from her career as her current conditions aren’t “favorable” right now.

And New-New been acting like she’s too siditty to get down with street dudes…puhlease!

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