BadGalsRadio had 2104552 HITS in March 09.

thats TWO MILLION One Hundred Four Thousand, Five Hundred Fifty Two hits; to see what’s up at the BadGals place.

WOW…2104552 Hits in March

take a look at our improvement from january, where we didn’t even hit one Million Visitors.

Are WE Happy Yet..

wellllll,,, you could say we are doing the happydance and wondering why our Bounce Rate is still so high, with this type of hit count.

take a look – 82.6 %. that’s Really HIGH..

we’ve thought long and we thought hard; and if we are right it appears we have to do a little work on our template, to try to get you to click through to read the stories, to help reduce this Bounce Rate Issue.

so we just wanted to let you know that we are working on finding just the right template to help us to resolve this Bounce Rate Issue.

you’ll still get all the gooey stank, but with a little less bounce for us.  within the next few weeks you’ll see a new look here on BadGals, so get ready for the much needed refresh, and refocus.

well since you got cake, we thought you might want some milk too..

Ladies I got you covered a lil later so kick back..

It’s April Fools day in honor of those who think this is a day for craziness.  in this case we agree.

It’s April Fools day so we have a few little tidbits to shove at you.. and maybe a few hooters too.

Now one thing we want to warn you is that this post will include both Ugly Facts, Partial Nudity, Emotional Violence, Some Pseudo Sex; Plus alot of other peoples business; which may or may not piss them off.

on a day like today, we’re pushin the envelope. mostly because we just want to see how far we can go, before somebody gets all hot and bothered and leaves a nasty comment Saying how we offended them with our overt lack of adult sensibility.

One day a year we take the panties of the blog, and today is that day so smell the old blog stank today – one day only. Live and Lewd.. Suck It In,

Now Hol Dat..

we’d like to start out the day by saying a Hearty Happy Birthday to The Crotchety Old Man Who yells at Cars.  go get drunk and pass out Old Man. You Deserve it.  and where is that missing mascot ?

Old Man, we got you a Dancer for your birthday, and see she even dressed Like Chester..enjoy

Where Is Chester You LOL CATZ ?

then the village drummers dropped a message today that a certain african blogger was contacted by the presidents office to clear up any misunderstandings on why he reported a story the way he did on his blog..

Well,,, Bong Wow Chung King Mr Man

you know you bad when the president/dictator reads your blog to find out what folks are saying about his stankness, daily. obtw we hear his cronies also log on to get it fresh, as they’ve made sure that the local news bureaus never have any fresh news, ever. STANKKKK stank staaaannkkkkk

(click the photo to see the clearly readable enlarged version)

then in the UK, Our New King, yes I said King, since he is traveling with an entourage of 500 and his own blood and food tasters has Landed; They meaning the royal couple; will probably be dining with the head vampiress in the royal dungeons; as this news is released.  I wonder if they sent her this rather smart ensemble ?

we hear the dungeons of old’ westminister have never been bloodier.. isn’t that right Queen Bee !

Bankers Going To Rehab?

The rehab centers are getting new clients.  Not that they are new to addictions, but admitting them and doing something about them is something whole different.  The financial giants of Wall Street and banking institutions are heading for rehab as they are watching their homes go up for foreclosure and their jobs be eliminated.

A psychologist in the report says that the nature of the job the financial experts perform taps into an adrenalin rush that leaves them more susceptible to drug addictions.  Let’s just pray that Bob and Jim don’t end up int he same facility as Craig and Ray Ray.  There may be a misunderstanding.

But, there’s probably no chance of that because a counselor that has started rehab specifically for senior executives.  A month in rehab costs between $25 and $60,000 at high-end private facilities and most of his clients pay out of pocket for privacy.  Read here to see how the other half do rehab.

and in reverse Maury Povich style, the lil kid in the uk who was wearing that jacket, can now take it off

You ALFIE ARE NOT The BABY DADDY.

but since we are in the US we figure we’ll also add a lil PSA, for all folks who read this blog and you can feel free to share it with those who need to know.

we discovered a well documented, but oft missed phenomena called the “Brown Beat Down Syndrome”.  take a look at this pic and you’ll understand no doubt in our minds.

all I got to say is if they wanna mess wit somebody they oughta step up here to have a word with Ms Nicci.

I’m sure she’s ready 4 em. watch her when she drops and does the splits – Sweet Minty Jesus ! and yes you can send this to that friend you been wantin to tell something for a while; this will do the trick.

Jay Smooth and Elizabeth Berry Discuss Domestic Violence In the Industry

nOvaMatic |  02/16/2009 at 6:00 PM

More Cake..

Circumcision Can Keep Away STD’s

I know there’s some men out there thinking, “You’re a damn lie!”  But, there is really information that has been reported to confirm that circumcisions help keep away some STD’s.  Herpes Simplex Virus 2, Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), and HIV are the contenders that it appears they’ve been able to reduce  by circumcision.  But the suspect part that sounds a little too close to Tuskegee experiements is the more than 3,000 uncircumcised ugandan men who did not have Herpes  and was scheduled them for the circumcision or circumcision within 24 months.

The story was published Thursday in The New England Journal of Medicine and goes on to inform that “at 24 months, 114 of the men initially circumcised and 153 of the noncircumcised tested positive for H.S.V.-2. ”  After they controlled the area  for health and behavioral factors, the researchers concluded that circumcised men had a 25 percent reduced risk of infection.   Unfortunately, these results do not transfer to their partners. They also noted a 35 percent reduced risk of infection for HPV too.

Read here to see why it’s necessary to consult with your doctor when having your next baby.

and a very bad piece of Candy,,

this is why you should Avoid Sugar at All Costs..

Working Girl Paid In Chicken Nuggets

http://eurthisnthat.com

If you didn’t think things could get any worse, let me tell you how they do things in Australia.  The pimp game there is reflective of the U.S. economy.  One 27-year old man was caught pimpin’ a 16-year old girl and paying her in chicken nuggets.

The main profit from the young girl had to go to the rent of an apartment her pimp and his girlfriend had that allegedly, cost a weekly rent of $1,050.  He “rented” her out to five men and had a profit of $4500.   If you’re thinking of breaking into the “industry”, read here to see who you don’t wanna work for.

Hey Look we said this was a party, so you got to have snacks, right ? Cocktail Wheenies qualify as snacks too.. or at least in some countries..

but this just about takes the cake, cause you know she’s serious
and since we’re on the subject of the President – how bout a lil Foreign Policy why dontcha !

now we’re not suggesting you or Michelle stand on your heads, but we’ve definantely got to do somethin about Columbia and Soon..

Vice President Biden’s Caught In Cocaine Scandal

The spotlight has been on Obama time after time during his campaign to find some level of controversy about him and they couldnt’ find anything.  They had to use acquaintances of the President.  Anything they could get their hands on was open season.   But never once did Vice President Biden come up.  Now all of a sudden Biden is on the radar and they’re using his daughter.

According to the NY Post,  Ashley Biden’s friend videotaped her snorting  cocaine at a party.  So far the tape has been authenticated by her “friend” as  the real thing via the attorney representing the friend.  What a blow to Biden (no pun intended)…if it’s real.

Read here to see the full story, sorry, the video is not online.  Surprised?

and Ladies I did Promise You A Lil Sumtin didn’t I.. welll..

Man Hits Lotto With Madoff’s Prison Number

Ralph Amendolaro of Queens, NY

The numbers on Bernie Madoff’s prison suit are worth something too, thank goodness.   As the government loots him for all he’s worth to recoup some of the nation’s money, a construction worker in Jersey used the numbers as his Lotto picks and hit.  Why didn’t I think of that?  Is that what you said when you saw this story?  The construction worker saw the photo in the paper and said why not?  This is the first time someone had a genuine opportunity to make some money off of Madoff.

The entire incident is reminiscent of old folks and street numbers.  They see a number on the side of a bus, then see it again in the grocery store and watch out.  “That’s the one!”

The numbers actually coming out on the lottery must’ve been a quiet Madoff consolation gift from the Lord.  Hope this guy decides to send this photo as a gift to Madoff in jail.  That would be great!  Read the story here.

Please Leave all the comments you want, I have no idea who he is and no way to contact his stankness..

this btw, is a machine from Japan.. Uh Huh Japan. them Freaky Ass Japanese always got something for yo ass..

Florida Police Send Letters Home If You’ve Been with Hookers

The old folks used to say, “You act like a child, I’m going to treat you like a child.”  Well, the Florida police are going old school on the “johns” in the area.  They are mulling over the idea to start sending letters home with the “children”, aka men, who pick up hookers.

The Lieutenant said the area is running rampant with prostitution right now.  Not only has business picked up, a lot of the prostitutes out there that are HIV positive and they are just trying to give the wives a heads up on what they could possibly be contracting when they sleep with their husbands.

Can you believe there are women that do not support this?  That’s unbelievable.  One woman actually said, “I don’t believe that’s their right to do that.”  Well, the police department will be looking into it.  Hope she isn’t a recipient of one of these “Dear John” letters.

alot of these pics came from our friends at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong Stop By and Show Em Some Looooveee.