Scallywag Saturday – All We Can Say is why y’all showin ya asses ?

Okay y’all named em Generation X – uhhhh ruhhh looks like they adopted the name and done started runnin wit it,

*Prosecutors have begun investigating whether to charge ex-heavyweight champion Mike Tyson and a photographer for a fight at Los Angeles International Airport.

*Oprah Winfrey’s much-anticipated interview of Sarah Palin brought her talk show its highest ratings in two years.

*In a recent radio interview with Atlanta’s The Bert Show, Janet Jackson refered to Jermaine Dupri as her “ex,” despite recent reports that the two were back together (and had never been apart) after previous rumors suggested they had broken up.

*”The Wendy Williams Show” has been renewed on Fox TV stations through the 2011-12 season, even though ratings in most markets have been modest, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

okay now we got fricken cartoon avatars with text voices issuing threats and getting attitude ?   Really Doh – wtf  is this all about ?

Uhh ruhhh – somebody needs to stop playin, okay..

*The suburban Philadelphia swim club accused of discrimination last summer after revoking the memberships of mostly black and Hispanic children is headed for bankruptcy, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Saturday

*The Los Angeles city attorney wants back the $3 million it shelled out for Michael Jackson’s memorial at the Staples Center, a spokesman said Monday, despite an audit concluding the event generated even more revenue for the city.

*Despite losing an earlier court battle, the father of Michael Jackson will try again to challenge the two businessman named as executors of his son’s estate – this time by trying to prove that his son’s will was forged.

FYI This is NOT STUNTIN – NO;  in fact – Hell No..

Girllllllllllllll ain’t no such word as Coochtastic.. (side eye)

*Janet Jackson made a surprise appearance at Los Angeles mall The Grove last weekend to personally witness a flash mob that featured a choreographed number to her greatest hits. [click title link to watch video.]

*Allhiphop.com is reporting that the mothers of rappers T-Pain, Lil Wayne and R&B singer Ne-Yo have teamed to launch their own talk show entitled “Dinner Table Discussions.”

We Have Nothing to say but TWO Snaps UP !! (and a Side-eye bitch)

*What in the hell is goin’ on in the ATL? Are the high school kids down there that gangsta? If you had to judge from this incident in suburban Atlanta, you would think that the kids are completely out of control. [click title link to watch video.]

and yes that is San Francisco in the BACKGROUND,,

*Director Lee Daniels says he felt compelled to bring the story of child abuse to the big screen in “Precious” because it helped heal the scars from his own painful past.

Why People always gotta show they Ass, Yeah Literally ?
This aint cute. not at all. where are the damn fashion police when you need they asses ?

*Oprah Winfrey gave Robin Givens a lengthy apology on her live show last Friday over the manner in which she dealt (or didn’t deal) with a comment made last month by the actress’ ex-husband Mike Tyson.

*The latest party to file a creditor’s claim against Michael Jackson’s estate is the law firm that represented him against Debbie Rowe in 2005.

Then we have such stupidity as this,

Keisha go home, and get yo baby from back there in the crowd.. ain’t nobody making it rain.

*50 Cent will play Santa for single mothers this holiday season as part of “50’s Money For Moms” contest, in conjunction with BET.

*Chris Brown got an earful of judgment from a woman during a public promo appearance in New York last week. [click title link to watch video]

*The reality show filmed by Shaquille and Shaunie O’Neal before their marriage took a decisive turn last week may find its way to at least one network still willing to give it a chance.

Then we have these so called rappers – from the D.  Honestly, These no talents; used the freeway when it was shut down for construction for 6 months last year. riiiiiiiiiiiiite ballers. Shoooooowwww,,

of Course you know all these Pics came from our friends at Youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com – nobody puts it down like DurtyMO ! The news pieces are from  BET Entertainment. we captioned our piece with what we think applies to the image.

So Babies,  if you don’t like it Stop going out in public Showin Yo ASS,

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Ms Jackson Asks Why Y’all so Thirsty – Got Milk ?

Do you remember this Janet ?

It’s Thirsty Thursday and it appears that the government is reexamining the 2004 Superbowl Nipple-gate incident.

why ?

I think they’re just a buncha Janet Jack-offs.  really doh.   the girl is hot, but damn leave her alone. hasn’t she had a bad enough year already you asses.


Click This Link to See Exactly What Happened on Video: Nipplegate

wasn’t it enough that Justin snatched her top off exposing her nipple to the entire Superbowl world ?  Gee.. when is enough,  enough ?

just look at his face in the pic above, can’t you see how mesmerized he is by her super boob ? He can’t even sing. yes he stopped singing for a second to look at her boob.

it’s not necessary to mezmerize the American people again is it ? we already know the almighty power of the Breast of Ms. Jackson.

what makes no sense is that Janet is always showing Her Tata’s

is it because the Nipple Was Exposed ?

what is it about seeing a womans’ nipple ? even apparently pics of nursing moms if the nipple is shown are considered to be somehow unacceptable.  if you are looking at 18 inches of Tata and Not Seeing 2 inches – What is the Real Issue  if You See the Final Two Inches ?

What Are We Afraid Of – The Nipple of Fact and Facing Reality  - It’s Just A Breast Right ?

Because of Nipplegate We Have Tivo and Howard Stern is on Satellite – Have Mercy !

More People Tivo’ed this incident than anything ever in history, still.  as well that stupid 7 second delay was put into action; allowing time to censor any future nip-slips or word-slips the censors deemed unacceptable.

because of cables’ refusal to censor, those who have cable were able to see the uncensored MTV Awards with Kanye’s Meltdown. that’s also courtesy of Ms. Jacksons Nipple of Thunder.  if there was ever a time for a censor to step in, it was on sunday nite when Kanye melted down. it would have saved the whole situation – but MTV Doesn’t Censor Live and the replays also include the incident, as I’ve watched it several times already since it happened.

The Magic of  That Nip Slip made Cable the Hottest Must Have Utility

immediately following the 2004 Nip-Slip the major television networks cleaned up the soaps, comedy was no longer risque; and of all things, we became a nation of Cable and Satellite Subscribers. oh yeah everybody got Tivo or a dvr.

National media viewing became so inhibited by the major networks that a plethora of new independant networks sprung up over night, to fill the worlds’ hunger for “shock and awe”.  you see this incident literally gave us Jackass.  I know that’s nothing to rave about, but it’s a huge breakthrough.

the facts are clear –  it was a wardrobe malfunction and she grabbed herself to cover up so quickly; that you didn’t even know what happened, until you read it in the newspaper the next day.

Most folks never even saw the nip slip until the newspapers showed blown up pics of it. today there are posters of it available in bazaars and flea mkts globally to the dismay of Ms. Jackson. Oh Well,

that is the most famous nipple in the world, undoubtedly. now the government thinks it should be re-explored again, Why ? maybe it’s their distraction from the Health Care Reform Debates, Sad.



If the courts want to explore nipples, Pass Some Health Legislation For WOMEN; Help Fund Breast Cancer Research and Treatment; Make Mamograms FREE and Universally Available to Women Globally.

Ms Janet’s Breast is the symbol of Womens’ Oppression and Supression Everywhere. look at what’s happened in those five years since. total media corruption and censorship. please do not let us waste this opportunity to explore the reality of this issue. Media Censorship is Not Silent or Dead.

it’s mainly the reason we can’t enjoy the same programs on national channels; and why we have to pay for subscriptions to cable tv and radio.

“isn’t it stupid that Nipplegate formed this impression of negativity. yet as babies, we suckle at the breast of our mothers – for nourishment and comfort”

Wowww…

That’s It Congress – You Get Back To Work – NO More Nipplegate For YOU !

Court sends Janet Jackson case back for review

(source – newsvine.com)

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Monday ordered a federal appeals court to re-examine its ruling in favor of CBS Corp. in a legal fight over entertainer Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction. The high court on Monday directed the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia to consider reinstating the $550,000 fine that the Federal Communications Commission imposed on CBS over Jackson’s breast-baring performance at the 2004 Super Bowl.

The order follows the high court ruling last week that narrowly upheld the FCC’s policy threatening fines against even one-time uses of curse words on live television.

In a statement, CBS said the Supreme Court’s decision was not a surprise given last week’s ruling and expressed confidence the court will again find the incident was not and could not have been anticipated by the network.

Last year, the appeals court threw out the fine against CBS, saying the FCC strayed from its long-held approach of applying identical standards to words and images when reviewing complaints of indecency.

The appellate court said the incident lasted nine-sixteenths of one second and should have been regarded as “fleeting.” The FCC previously deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so “pervasive as to amount to ’shock treatment’ for the audience,” the court said.

The FCC appealed to the Supreme Court. The case had been put off while the justices dealt with a challenge led by Fox Television against the FCC’s policy on fleeting expletives.

The case is FCC v. CBS Corp., 08-653.

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SodaHead Exclusive: Jackson Autopsy – Heroin & Probable Suicide

– Confidential sources reveal exclusively to SodaHead new detailSodaHead Exclusive: Jackson Autopsy - Heroin & Probable Suicides regarding Michael Jackson’s autopsy results! It’s been reported that prescription drugs were involved in the singer’s death, but our source says an illegal drug – allegedly heroin – was found in Jackson’s system. This explains the search of Jackson’s rented mansion for needles, despite the family’s attempts to attribute it to prescribed drugs administered by injection.

According to our source, other autopsy findings which will be exposed when the report goes public include red wine and pills in his body, an enlarged liver and kidneys, and new injection marks on the inner right arm. Those close to the Jackson team suspect suicide.

More as this develops, including some very disturbing cover-ups within the Jackson clan.

Jermaine Jackson ‘hurt’ over drug reports

Jermaine Jackson described the moment he arrived at the hospital and saw his brother Michael’s body

Jermaine Jackson “would be hurt” if he found out that reports about his brother Michael’s drug use were true, he has said in an interview.

Unconfirmed reports following the star’s death last week have suggested he was taking the painkiller Demerol and that he abused prescription drugs.

Jermaine told US TV that Michael had been “against anything like that”.

“But in this business, the pressure, and things that you go through – you never know what people might turn to.”

“I’m not saying it’s right, because it’s not right,” he added.

To hear my mother say, ‘Michael is dead,’ to feel and hear the tone in her voice to say her child is dead, is nothing that anyone can ever imagine
Jermaine Jackson

Toxicology tests

Following an autopsy on Friday, the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office said there was no evidence of foul play, but gave no cause for Jackson’s death.

It said the results of toxicology tests could take weeks to come back.

A spokesman said Jackson had taken “some prescription medication”, without specifying which.

Jermaine, who confirmed his brother’s death to journalists last Thursday, was interviewed for NBC’s Today programme in the grounds of the sprawling Neverland ranch, 150 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

Fighting back tears, the 54-year-old described how his mother, Katherine, had called him to break the news.

“She was crying, saying he was dead.”

He added: “To hear my mother say, ‘Michael is dead,’ to feel and hear the tone in her voice to say her child is dead, is nothing that anyone can ever imagine.”

When he arrived at the UCLA medical centre, he had seen his brother’s body, he said.

“To see him there lifeless and breathless was very emotional for me.

Michael Jackson

Jackson had been due to stage comeback concerts in London

“But I held myself together because I knew he’s very much alive in his spirit, and that was just a shell.

“I kissed him on his forehead, and I hugged him, and I touched him and, I said, ‘Michael, I’ll never leave you – you’ll never leave me’.”

He said he was his younger brother’s “backbone” and wished he could have died instead.

“I wanted to be there for him – I was there and he was sort of like Moses.

“Things he couldn’t say, I would say them – during trials, during everything.”

‘No viewing’

Jermaine, who appeared on UK reality series Big Brother in 2007, asserted that Neverland should be his younger sibling’s final resting place.

“He created this,” he said. “Why wouldn’t he be here? I feel his presence.”

People will be hearing a lot of that unreleased material for the first time ever. There’s just some genius and brilliance in there
Tommy Mottola
Former Sony Music chairman

The Jackson family, who have ruled out a “public or private viewing” of Michael’s body at the ranch, are due to announce a public memorial soon.

Meanwhile, Tommy Mottola, former chairman of Sony Music – which owns distribution rights to Jackson’s music – has said new releases of unheard tracks “could go on for years and years”.

“There are dozens and dozens of songs that did not end up on his albums,” said Mottola, who was in charge of Sony from 1998 to 2003.

“People will be hearing a lot of that unreleased material for the first time ever. There’s just some genius and brilliance in there.”

The material includes unused tracks from sessions for some his classic albums as well as new songs recorded with singer and producer Akon and Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am.

SH Exclusive: Jackson Family Drama Ensues at BET Awards!

A SodaHead insider very close to the Jackson family has leaked some surprising details exclusively to us. We’ll be bringing breaking news you won’t find anywhere else and revealing some shocking truths!

Grieving fans were rattled when Michael Jackson’s father Joe Jackson showed up carefree at the BET Awards Sunday night, 3 days after MJ’s death, with a somber Janet Jackson in tow, while the rest of the clan mourned at the Jackson compound.

Here’s the real deal:

Much to the family’s dismay, Joe stole his dead son’s ticket to the award show. Fearing Joe would embarrass the family with his attendance & carefree comments to the press, they sent an outraged Janet to babysit her father. Joe received accolades for his child rearing at the BET Awards, but he’s greatly disliked by his own family who are not only angry but also suspicious of him!

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Pirates, Prisons, and Phones; – Tuesday’s Three P’s of Control

Janet Jackson gets her control together

We don’t need to add anything to this story, for you to get the picture. just in case you don’t believe that folks in prison have phones; read the second story and think twice about who can reach out and touch anybody.

Yeah.. This is About Some Serious Control,

That’s why we KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW

Pirate Party Wins EU Parliament Seat

Christian Engström will assume the EU Pirate Party seat this fall

Christian Engström will assume the EU Pirate Party seat this fall

Sweden’s Pirate Party won a seat in the European Union Parliament, swept in Sunday amid outrage over a new copyright law and the convictions of the four founders of The Pirate Bay.

The party, formed to protest copyright law, took 7.1 percent of votes in Sweden and one of that country’s 18 seats in the European Parliament. The party stands for radical reform of copyright legislation, abolition of the patent system and guaranteed online-privacy rights.

The party gained a renewed focus in Sweden after the four founders of The Pirate Bay, the world’s most notorious BitTorrent tracker, were convicted of copyright infringement and ordered jailed for a year and fined millions.

After weeks of testimony and delays ending April 17, Pirate Bay administrators Fredrik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg and Peter Sunde were found guilty in the case, along with Carl Lundström, who was convicted of funding the five-year-old operation.

The verdict triggered a political backlash among Swedish youth, and the Swedish Pirate Party more than doubled in size to 40,000-plus members, giving the anti-copyright party a genuine shot at landing a seat in the European Parliament.

The election was also a reaction to the Swedish government’s April implementation of the Intellectual Property Rights Enforcement Directive, known as IPRED. Its main goal is to enable copyright holders to acquire once-private data identifying people linked to illegal file sharing.

Activist Christian Engström, who will assume the Pirate Party seat this fall, told Wired.com in a recent interview that copyright laws are becoming an affront to privacy.

If politicians want to prevent ordinary citizens from sharing files, they will constantly have to expand their ability to monitor,” Engström said in a telephone interview. “It’s necessary to reform the copyright legislation to ensure that citizens’ right to privacy is respected.

In addition to one year of jail time, the defendants were ordered to pay damages of 30 million kronor ($3.6 million) to a handful of entertainment companies, including Sony Music Entertainment, Warner Bros, EMI and Columbia Pictures.

The case was brought by the Swedish government and Hollywood, in what’s best described as a joint civil-criminal trial. The defendants were charged with facilitating copyright infringement.

In the trial’s aftermath, several BitTorrent trackers across the globe have shuttered. The verdict has emboldened copyright authorities to crack down on torrent sites, and file sharing in Sweden has dropped. Mininova, one of the world’s largest BitTorrent indexer, has begun moving toward legitimacy.

The Pirate Bay, with more than 20 million users, keeps operating as usual, despite the convictions, which are on appeal. The four remain free, pending the outcome of the appeals.

The European Parliament consists of 785 members and is one of the governing bodies of the European Union.

Does one seat matter? Tell us what you think.

Prisoners Run Gangs, Plan Escapes and Even Order Hits With Smuggled Cellphones

By Vince Beiser Email 05.22.09

In one prison monitored by signal sensors, “the maximum-security sector looked like a telemarketing center.”
Photo: Andrew Hetherington

In his 25-plus years as a Texas state senator, John Whitmire had never received a phone call like this one.

“I know your daughters’ names,” said a nasal voice. “I know how old they are. I know where they live.” Then the caller recited the young women’s names, ages, and addresses. The senator, sitting at an antique rolltop desk in his Houston office, gripped the handset tighter.

Whitmire is the bald-headed, blunt-talking chair of the state senate’s Criminal Justice Committee, a law-and-order man who displays an engraved pistol in his office. But that call last October 7, he says, “scared the hell out of me.” Richard Tabler, the man on the other end of the line, had murdered at least two people and possibly four. He was a prisoner on Texas’ death row, supposedly locked safely away. But from the narrow bunk of his solitary cell an hour’s drive north of Houston, Tabler had reached out and touched one of the Lone Star State’s most powerful politicians with a smuggled Motorola cell phone.

Richard Tabler photographed at the Texas prison where he is on death row.
Photo: Scott Gaulin/Temple Daily Telegram

Tabler insists he was just voicing concerns to a public official. “I was talking to him about treatment on death row, how inmates are abused back here, not fed, not showered,” he says, sitting in a locked booth in the visiting room of Polunsky Unit, the sprawling facility that houses death row. He’s facing me through a thick pane of bulletproof glass. We talk, of course, by telephone.

Tall, pale, and gangly, with wispy facial hair and big green eyes that bulge like an emu’s, Tabler looks considerably younger than his 30 years. A crudely tattooed tear leaks from one eye. Rows of thin white self-inflicted scars mark the backs of his hands and forearms. A former cook with a long, violent criminal history, Tabler wound up in Polunsky after resolving a disagreement with the manager of a strip club and his friend by shooting them dead. Days later, two teenage pole dancers who worked at the club were also murdered. Tabler freely owns up to shooting the two men, which earned him his death sentence. He has at various times admitted and denied slaying the strippers. (He tells me he “gave the green light” for their murders.)

Whitmire didn’t believe Tabler when he announced who he was. So the inmate kicked the door of his cell, flushed his steel toilet, and held the phone out to the clanging and yelling from the row’s other residents. And, just to make sure he had the senator’s attention, Tabler rattled off those personal details about his daughters. Tabler claims he didn’t mean to threaten Whitmire. “I was letting him know that just because I’m on death row, it doesn’t mean I’m stupid,” he says. “It doesn’t mean I can’t get information.”

Inmates aren’t allowed to have cell phones in any US prison, let alone on death row. But the 21st century’s ubiquitous communications tools are nonetheless turning up by the thousands in lockups not just in Texas but across the US and around the world. Last year alone, officials confiscated 947 phones in Maryland, some 2,000 handsets and accessories in South Carolina, and 2,800 mobiles in California.

The presence of cell phones is changing the very meaning of imprisonment. Incarceration is supposed to isolate criminals, keeping them away from one another and the rest of us so they can’t cause any more harm. But with a wireless handset, an inmate can slip through walls and locked doors at will and maintain a digital presence in the outside world. Prisoners are using voice calls, text messages, email, and handheld Web browsers to taunt their victims, intimidate witnesses, run gangs, and organize escapes—including at least one incident in Tennessee in which a guard was killed. An Indiana inmate doing 40 years for arson made harassing calls to a 23-year-old woman he’d never met and phoned in bomb threats to the state fair for extra laughs.

“Cell phones,” says James Gondles, executive director of the American Correctional Association, “are now one of our top security threats.”

Talking to his own security threat, Whitmire stayed calm, hearing out the prisoner’s complaints. He noted Tabler’s number, then promptly called John Moriarty, the Texas prison system’s beefy, mustached inspector general, asking how the hell an inmate had gotten hold of a cell phone in what is supposed to be one of the state’s highest-security lockups.

Moriarty’s people subpoenaed the records for the phone that had dialed Whitmire. They were astonished by what they found: The device had logged more than 2,800 calls and text messages in the preceding month. At least nine other prisoners had used it, investigators say, including members of such notorious gangs as the Aryan Brotherhood and the Crips.

In response, on October 20, Texas governor Rick Perry ordered every one of the state’s 112 prisons locked down and all 156,000 inmates searched. Officials found 128 phones, including a dozen on death row, as well as scores of chargers, batteries, and SIM cards. That brought the total number of phones and related items confiscated from Texas prisons in 2008 to more than 1,000.

Confiscated handsets; Alba, a phone-sniffing Belgian Malinois, demonstrates her keen nose.
Photos: Andrew Hetherington

Tabler was chatting with a reporter from the Austin American-Statesman when Perry’s statewide search kicked off. “Give me 15 minutes and I’ll tell you what kind of car you drive,” he bragged. “I’ll tell you your Social Security number.” Minutes later, a team of riot-suited guards stormed his cell.

Prisoners have always been able to communicate with the outside world, through whispered conversations with visitors, smuggled notes, and a litany of more ingenious methods. But the ease with which they can do it today is chilling. During a hearing on the activities of Blood gang members imprisoned in New Jersey, a state police officer testified that he listened in on a 45-minute conference call that linked Bloods in three different lockups with three others on the streets. And then there are all the worrisome things a prisoner might look up online, like recipes for making explosives, tips for faking medical conditions, or the home addresses of, say, a politician’s daughters—not to mention guards and various enemies.

Consider the case of a, a 38-year-old Maryland resident who had the bad luck to witness a street murder in Baltimore and the rare courage to agree to testify against the accused killer, Patrick Byers. According to prosecutors, Byers acquired a phone while awaiting trial in Baltimore’s City Detention Center. He obtained Lackl’s name, address, and phone number and allegedly texted that information to a friend on the outside, along with an offer of $2,500 to get rid of Lackl. On July 2, 2007, the friend rounded up a couple of thugs and drove out to Lackl’s modest suburban home, where authorities say the crew blasted him to death with a .44 Magnum.

Grim as that story is, it’s just an intimation of how dangerous cell-phone-connected inmates can be if their network is left to grow unchecked. Brazil provides an especially bloody lesson. For years, the country’s largest prison gang, Primeiro Comando da Capital, has been using mobile phones to strengthen its grip on the state of Sè3o Paulo’s inmates and establish a presence on the outside. In 2006, annoyed by the transfer of some of its members to more restrictive facilities, the PCC used its cellular network to launch simultaneous riots in dozens of prisons and a wave of attacks on police in the streets of the state capital. More than 40 officers and guards were killed in the first four days alone. Hundreds more died in the ensuing violence.

The North Branch Correctional Institution spreads out along a wooded valley in mountainous western Maryland. The massive, low-lying complex of concrete and razor wire is one of the most technologically sophisticated maximum-security prisons in the nation. Electronic cell doors are opened remotely. Touching the perimeter fence triggers a volley of microwaves that alerts video cameras to focus on the spot.

But despite the fancy surveillance gear, phones keep finding their way in. “Inmates come up with all kinds of methods,” says former NBCI warden John Rowley as he leafs through photos of mobiles found in hollowed-out soap bars and glued-together stacks of graham crackers. Elsewhere, phones have been tied to carrier pigeons and lashed to arrows shot over prison walls. Officials found 78 devices welded inside an air compressor being delivered to one Texas lockup.

But the easiest—and probably most common—way mobiles are moving into prisons is in the pockets of guards and other prison staff. “There’s no question that corrupt officers are involved,” says Texas inspector general Moriarty. The risk is small, the payoff big. Correctional staff coming to work are typically searched only lightly, if at all, and a phone can fetch a couple thousand dollars. One California officer told investigators he made more than $100,000 in a single year selling phones.

Prisoners face a similar risk-reward calculus. In most states, the laws haven’t kept pace with technology; getting caught with a cell phone is not a crime but a rule violation, like being found in possession of a cigarette. And there’s good money to be made on rentals.

Once a phone is in, prisoners have little trouble concealing it. Cellular components have been found stashed inside Bible bindings, shoe heels, peanut butter jars, and toilet pipes. Moriarty has an x-ray showing a handset and charger lodged up what he refers to as an inmate’s “keister.” (Which begs the question: ring or vibrate?)

To find concealed phones, North Branch uses a decidedly low tech piece of equipment: Alba, an irrationally exuberant, gingerbread-colored Belgian Malinois. It turns out that mobiles have a distinct scent, which specially trained dogs like Alba can detect. “I didn’t believe it would work at first,” says Peter Anderson, who has been head trainer of the Maryland prison system’s canine unit for a decade. But after learning the method from a British colleague who developed it in 2006, Anderson trained four dogs for Maryland. Last year, they flushed out 59 phones.

Photo: Andrew Hetherington

Brought into a white-walled conference room inside the prison, Alba trots around eagerly, snuffling at tables, chairs, and bookshelves—then stops and sits, staring intently at a piece of cloth under which I’ve hidden my iPhone. “Good girl!” shouts her handler, rewarding the three-year-old pooch with a chew toy that sends her into a spasm of delight.

It’s an impressive trick. But Anderson admits that even the best dogs don’t always find their target. “The scent signature isn’t very big, so they have to get fairly close,” he says. “Dogs aren’t the answer, but they help.”

Terry Bittner is taking a more technological approach. He heads up the Cell Hound product line of ITT, housed in an office park outside Baltimore. The company sells a system specifically designed to detect cell phones inside correctional facilities.

Hunkered before an oversize monitor showing a schematic map of the division’s headquarters, Bittner explains how it works. Sensors installed throughout the building search for cell signals by scanning the mobile-phone radio spectrum seven times per second. When they detect one, a circle appears on the monitor showing its location. The map of Cell Hound’s offices is crawling with red and green circles, the colors indicating the types of network in use. Some circles float around, indicating someone walking and talking. Others blink on for only a second—a text message.

Lockups tend to show a lot of wireless activity. “The maximum security sector of one prison we went to looked like a telemarketing center,” Bittner says. Three facilities so far have bought the system, which can cost from $20,000 to $500,000. But spotting a phone’s location isn’t the same as stopping it from being used. By the time a guard gets to the scene, the device could be stashed.

Senator Whitmire has a more straightforward approach. “Jam the damn things!” he bellowed at a recent Texas senate hearing. Sounds obvious, but there are problems with this tactic, too. For one thing, it’s illegal. The 1934 Communications Act prohibits anyone except the federal government from interfering with radio transmissions, which now include cell calls.

At the urging of frustrated state officials, a bill was introduced in Congress in January that would let the FCC grant waivers for jamming in prisons. But the telecom industry is fighting it. Jamming inmates’ phones would block calls by prison staff and other paying customers, they say. There are also technical shortcomings: A few layers of tinfoil can shield a phone from the jamming signal.

While the squabbling continues, what might be the most effective way of cutting illicit phone use is largely ignored: making it easier for inmates to place calls legally.

There’s no question that prisoners are using cell phones to foment all kinds of mayhem. But investigations have established that most calls placed on contraband mobiles are harmless—just saying hi to family and friends. Whatever their crimes, most convicts have parents, children, and others they’re desperate to stay in touch with. Letters are slow, and personal visits often involve expensive, time-sucking travel. Some prisons have public phones for making collect calls, but access is limited, conversations are often monitored, and phone companies often charge much higher rates than on the outside.

A Virginia woman whose husband is six years into a 40-year sentence says she won’t let him use a cell phone because she doesn’t want him to get in any more trouble. As a result, “my phone bill last December was $800,” she says. “That was my whole Christmas bonus.” Between calls she drives seven hours each way, twice a month, to see him in person.

“Cell phones are the best thing since conjugal visits,” says a California con I’ll call Jack. “And being a lifer, I don’t get those.” Jack doesn’t want his real name printed because I spoke to him—several times—on a contraband handset he had procured in the pen, where he’s doing time for second-degree murder. “I call my mom three or four times a week,” he says. “And I text my daughter every night.”

But the most compelling reason to let inmates like Jack talk to their families isn’t that it’s nice for them or even their mothers. It’s that it could reduce crime and save the public a bundle by cutting recidivism. Most of the more than 2 million men and women behind bars in the US will eventually be released, and decades of research show that those who maintain family ties are much less likely to land back in jail. Every parolee who stays straight saves taxpayers an average of more than $22,000 a year.

Even tough-on-crime Texas has embraced that logic. The state has long refused to allow phones of any sort for inmates in its prisons, but this year officials are installing landlines. “Once they’re in place, we expect a decrease in the problem,” Moriarty says.

Those phones might have saved Richard Tabler’s family a lot of trouble. Most of his calls were to his mother and sister, who also bought minutes for Tabler’s mobile account, say Moriarty’s investigators. In Texas, it’s a felony to help an inmate use a cell phone. So on the day the statewide lockdown began, police also arrested Tabler’s mother and sister.

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Tabler himself has been segregated from the general population since his calling spree. In the hope that authorities will drop charges against his family members, he says, he’s cooperating with their investigation, giving up the names of guards involved in cell smuggling. That has put him at risk. “I’ve written to Governor Rick Perry’s office, told him, ‘Look, I apologize for this drama I caused,’” he says. “‘But I fear for my life. I’m having threats from officers.’” And prison gangs: Furious that he triggered a crackdown on the phones they rely on to do business, the gangs have put a half-million-dollar bounty on his head, he claims.

“They’ve got cameras everywhere since that Tabler-Whitmire thing,” death row inmate Henry Skinner told me soon afterward. “Right now you couldn’t get a phone no matter how much you had. That Tabler messed up a lot of things for us.”

For a while, anyway. The lockdown Tabler sparked was lifted in November. Since then, another 310 phones have been found in the hands of Texas inmates—including four on death row.

Vince Beiser (vincelb@sbcglobal.net) wrote about new energy storage technologies in issue 17.04.

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Soulbounce Names The Top 10 Worst Moments in Black Music of 2008 » We Agree

We’re Regular readers and subscribers of Soulbounce. Every year they publish their list for the year of the worst and best – this year we decided to give them a lil play – by letting you share in their fun.

For the Record, We’re With Soulbounce, specially on that Soulja boy BS. ignorance is no excuse especially in todays world. Lord let this be the last year we have to hear about this Soulja Boy BS cause ain’t nothin good about him  – peroid.  We’re not going to give you all 10 – so that you click and go check out the rest of the article on Soulbounce.com

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The Top 10 Worst Moments in Black Music of 2008

It’s all fun and games until someone says something stupid, or continues singing after their brother passes out on stage. Today we’re counting down The Top 10 Worst Moments in Black Music, and most of it isn’t very funny at all. More like SAD. Perhaps when we do this list next year, we’ll all be able to engage in hearty communal schadenfreude instead of our side-eyes doing the jitterbug.

#10: ARETHA FRANKLIN VS. EVERYBODY

2008 was quite the year for this legend wasn’t it? I think maybe she released a Christmas album, right? At any rate, Aretha Franklin kept us in stitches not only by somehow murdering “Touch My Body” (which was already D.O.A.), and drawing the ire of PETA (who, admittedly, picks on rich people for GP) but with her well-publicized beef with Beyoncé and Tina Turner. Now we all know how highly Bey regards Tina, so it is without question that she would refer to her as “The Queen”.

Aretha responded from her Clock Tower in the Haunted Forest that the Grammy writers and Bey were courting controversy, which sounds more like a threat than an observation. Then Beyoncé’s father Joe Jackson Mathew Knowles told Aretha to sit down somewhere, while Tina Turner offered “Oh that crazy ReRe always got jokes!” And then Aretha told Tina to go to Hell, right before pretending Beyoncé didn’t exist. Oh, what hell you have wrought, Beyoncé!

9. THE DRU HILL “FIGHT”

We may have been born yesterday but we know a PR stunt when we see it. Dru Hill had us talking about them for a good 36 hours when they appeared on 92Q in B-More, announcing they were reuniting with the original line-up. It was all peace and love until Woody said “Jesus is way more awesome than Sisqo, so I am leaving the group!”

Then Sisqo was all “Why you ain’t say that before we got ON THE AIR WHERE EVERYONE COULD WITNESS IT AND ANTICIPATE OUR NEXT RELEASE?!”

He then proceeded to stomp about and wave his arms frantically because Woody had also hidden his pot o’gold. Weeks later Dru Hill held a competition where they auditioned new members and ended up choosing some dude they already knew. Then a new Dru Hill song came out and everyone hated it. Jesus is looking real good now, huh Sisqo?

8. MY BROTHER’S BURDEN IS NOT MY OWN.

We take no pleasure in seeing Jojo Hailey collapse on stage, because we love him. We also love his crazy brother K-Ci, who heard Jojo hit the stage with a loud thud, turned and saw him lying there, then kept right on singing. We understand that you are supposed to perform through a fall (hell, all three members of Destiny’s Child taught us that), but only when someone is able to get right back up and might not be dead. He didn’t even have the decency to pack some smelling salts!

7. OTHERWISE LEGENDARY DIVAS WORKING WITH… THESE GUYS

These are the ladies that have provided us with countless years of amazing music and have typically steered away from the low-brow. Not in 2008! We don’t begrudge any singer the opportunity to appeal to a wider audience and receive a check in the process, but this got way out of hand this year.

First Mariah said “To Hell with the full range of my voice” and employed the ubiquitous T-Pain for “Migrate.” Then Whitney Houston released a buzz single with T-Pain’s law-abiding mentor Akon.

But none of that could compare to Plies‘ “Bust It Baby,” which was already a steaming pile on its own before some genius named Jermaine Dupri had to add his poor, put-upon girlfriend Janet Jackson to the remix. We are just counting the days until Celine Dion does a record with Paul Wall. Ugh!

6. T-BABY: THE PRIDE OF DETROIT
I mean, what can you say, really?

(Editors Update – “T-Baby Is NOT THE PRIDE OF DETROIT “- Detroit)

5. L.A. TIMES JOURNALIST PLAYS HIMSELF

Haha @ Chuck Phillips! We were already dumbfounded that, after all these years, he managed to find a way to cleverly re-invoke the Tupac/Bad Boy rivalry and get plenty of media attention. Only thing was, his claim that Diddy had intel that Tupac would be attacked (and eventually shot) back in 1994 was based on forged documents that didn’t even look authentic!

See, this is what happens when you want attention: someone else that wants more attention will exploit you for their own wicked purposes. Besides, there are so many more relevant and recent reasons to pick on Diddy.

4. DMX DOESN’T WATCH THE NEWS

Not that we expect much in the way of common sense when it comes to DMX, but geez! You would think once we had a viable Black candidate running for the highest office in the country that ol’ Earl would wise up for, like, five minutes? Upon learning that not only a Black man was in the running but that his name was Barack Obama, X responded with “What the f*ck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?” Le sigh. That would be funny if (1) DMX’s sense of humor wasn’t dripping in nignorance, and (2) it’s actually not funny. So he must’ve meant what he said. He was also unimpressed that a person of color was running for office (and by all accounts, at the time, had a good chance of winning), stating: “What, they gon’ give a dog a bone?

There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that sh*t a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the f*ckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now.” Oh, we get it. DMX doesn’t watch the news because he’s tired of seeing himself on it.

3. “DEFINE TEENAGER.”

It’s all downhill from here, people. We knew that if R. Kelly was found innocent of various counts of child pornography that he would continue to bless us with insipid ghetto chickenhead track after insipid ghetto chickenhead track, employing every hood motif from hair-braiding and mambo sauce to E-Z Widers.

It makes sense that he would sit down with BET after his acquittal–a network that is run by Negroes so dense that a Black man running for president wasn’t enough reason to balance their programming with more news and current events. At any rate, Touré, who seems to have the worst luck with interviewees (see next item), pointedly asked R. Kelly “Do you like teenage girls?” R. responded with “When you say ‘teenage’ how old are we talking?” Cut to: Touré wondering if he’s being paid enough to endure this bullsh*t. R. went on to say that he has some nineteen-year-old friends. That he likes to pee on.

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2. “SHOUT-OUT TO THE SLAVEMASTERS!”

Soulja Boy is The Worst Person in The World for many, many reasons. Up until recently, we thought his phenomenal level of ignorance was simply a product of his fame. Sometimes when folks get famous, they become arrogant because of some misguided sense of invincibility, then the arrogance becomes vast stupidity and madness.

We prefer madness because sometimes it provides a hearty chuckle. But stupidity is a no-no, especially when it comes at the expense of our ancestors. Touré, for some inexplicable reason, found himself asking Soulja Boy a question that required critical thought and consideration–functions this young man is astoundingly incapable of: “What historical figure do you most hate?” Since Soulja Boy didn’t understand what a “historical figure” was, Touré listed a number of examples–”Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters.”

This resulted in Soulja Boy declaring “Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa. We wouldn’t be here to get this ice and tattoos.” What’s next, an instructional dance song called “Crank That Apartheid”?

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