Since it’s Friday we have to share some foolishness with you. it’s tradition

yes I did see this woman in the store, several years ago and her nails are still growing. is she in guiness book ? – if for nothing else being a foolwang character on f’d up friday at badgals, she just oughta be. smdh

and then we have this lil genderbender -boy stop, you aint even cute wit them “webocks” on.

Friday calls for a Lil Booty Shakin – so lets do the Humpty Hump.
now for those of you who are unfamiliar with the dance, we’ve included the original Digital Underground video of Shock G and the Humpty Hump in action. this should help you to get your booty in gear and your attitude funky.  obtw, Turn Your Speakers UP LOUD AND PUSH THAT CHAIR BACK.

Awww Do It Baby, Do The Humpty Hump, Do the Humpty Hump

now stop what ya doin, cause I’m about to ruin the image and the style that you’re used to. I look funny but Yo I’m Makin Money See so Yo World I hope ya ready for me. Gather Round, I’m the new fool in town and my sounds laid down by the underground. I’ll drink up all the hennesy you got on your shelf. so let me introduce myself. my name is Humpty – prounounced with a umpty. yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee. and all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee. I’;m steppin tall yal and just like humpty dumpty, you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beat funky; I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy; I’m sick with this, straight gangsta mack. sometimes I get ridiculous.. Oh Do It Baby Do The Humpty Hump, Do The Humpty Hump.

ok this is the end, literally

Court delays ruling on woman in penis-chopping case

Thu Sep 10, 1:20 pm ET

ISTANBUL (Reuters) – A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover’s penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions, a court source said Thursday.
The criminal court in the Black Sea town of Trabzon will wait for a medical report assessing whether the 28-year-old victim has regained full use of his organ or if he is permanently disabled, an official involved in the trial said.
“To determine which crime was committed, we first need the report,” the source said. “We’ll continue holding hearings in the trial from time to time until we receive the report.”
The 39-year-old defendant faces between one and three years in prison if her former lover recovers, Haber Turk newspaper said. She will be jailed for at least 8 years if he does not.
The woman told the court he had broken his promise to marry her and forced her into prostitution and beat her.
Surgeons worked for 11 hours to re-attach the penis in an operation which they described as successful, and said full sexual function should return within six months, Hurriyet said.
The defendant, who has not been jailed during the trial, told the court she cut off her former lover’s penis and threw it onto the roof of a neighboring building while he was drunk, the newspaper quoted her as saying.
(Reporting by Ayla Jean Yackley; Editing by Louise Ireland)

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Ladies, Please Don’t Be A Beard.. specially if you Aint Got A Moustache‘

this is really becomming quite a fad of late in the entertainment industry.

amber rose, is with  Kanye – so who’s really frontin for whom ?

dig this, it’s rumored that Amber has been wearing a mustache for quite a few years - and if this pic is proof, well shall we just say, Amen.

then nobody is really convinced of what’s goin on with Ye cause hes’ just so “Like That”.. and yes we mean Like That as in Strange. so what makes no sense is this mess about him and Amber Rose being so hot.

SMDH ROTFLMAO..

Please y’all are about as hot as Mariah and Her Cute Lil Moustache.

we won’t talk about how this whole mess developed because that really is beside the point. today’s real point is, Ladies why would you front like you and a famous male star are so hot and heavy when you and errybody else in this world; (and possibly the next) knows that y’all ain’t really getting it on like that.

for quite sometime we’ve kept watching certain stars and wondering why do they even attempt to front like they are skrate; well if you not, our question to you rich folks is, then why do you continue to lie ?

thats’ all we’re sayin is we’re tired of seeing you out with yo boys with yo murses; and runnin in packs, like pit bulls who sniff eachothers balls;

co’mon just jump on out there like Wanda or Ellen and Be Who You Are. we won’t like you any less; because most of us are quite accepting of you already.

wouldn’t it be a better world if people quit livin in these damn glass houses ?

OOOH and Ladies, REAL MEN Don’t Wear PINK

WELLLLLLLLL….

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