Posts Tagged ‘divorce’

Toni, Nas, Shaq and Katt – You’re Gonna Make it Rain ?

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009


Shaq Fouled Out ? oooooo and he’s gonna have to pay this time. his wife Shaunie has filed for legal seperation; moved the kids and herself to cali from florida; and had shaqinstein served with a full court pass.

check out the papers from TMZ.

acording to Bossip.com :

An inside source told us last week that Shaq has been chopping down Shaunie’s best friend and that’s what caused the abrupt filing of the papers. Damn, just two years ago, your boy was dropping her because she let her trainer get it, and now it’s his turn. SMH.

the worst part is that he was cheating for five years with the woman who is supposed to be Shaunie’s best friend. shall we say frienemy

This is gonna be a big payout. I bet it’s gonna excede the $150.M that Michael Jordan paid to His Former Wife Juanita. Pain is in his heart and soon it will be in his wallet - no doubt.

Then we Have Nas and his soulmate Kelis;

Babies cost money Nasir, and you are a parent already so you know this. why would you not want to take care of your child in the fashion you are living in ? this is why the judge needs to look at his real income and decide fairly on what should be provided to the child, and also Kelis; as she hasn’t worked since she got pregnant.

Honestly now Nasir, there has to be someone paying the bills son. he’s making money and he went half on the baby so,

Daddy be a Father; instead of acting like a spermdonor.

obtw, did we forget to mention that he owes more than 2.5 milli to the IRS in back taxes..  Ohhhhh Yesssss. We predict that things are gonna start getting really interesting for Mr. Jones; Real Soon.  he betta be nice or he may end up homeless;  wishin he could slip back up in that yard to sip a lil bit more of that milkshake.

image linked from Bossip.com

Mrs. Toni Toni Toni, what is wrong with you girlfriend ?
Kissin Trey Songz on stage in front of Your Husband,
and the World?  are you asking yourself are you really woman enough for all this drama ?  so now who’s talkin in their sleep ?

All we can say is, It Appears once again -  the papers are in process.

How do you stand on the stage infront of your husband; on international television; On an awards show and Passionately Kiss Another Man ?

ohh no honey that doesn’t work, ever.  I feel sorry for their family breaking up. there are so many divorces and so many single parent families.  Toni is the daughter of a minister, and she’s had a lil trouble personally in her past. I hope this doesn’t prevent her from being a good parent to her kids.

tameka foster - ushers former wife

Tameka, Ain’t Nothin Cute Bout You Girlfriend, actin like this

Usher claim’s his Baby Momma Tameka Foster; Keyed his whip after she got her final divorce papers. Oooooooh Weeeee,, these women are not taking this drama very well these days. This is just too much drama; after the fact. you see Ursh, you shoulda listened to ya moms from the beginning; and you wouldn’t have any of this mess on ya shoes homebread.

Wondered lately what’s been going on with Your Boy Pimpin Ass Katt Williams ?

This is Friday November 6, 2009

Comedian Katt Williams has been jailed in Georgia on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing. A deputy at the jail in Coweta County, southwest of Atlanta, confirmed Williams was being held there and that a magistrate was expected to set bond at an arraignment Monday afternoon. The deputy did not have access to a police report to provide more details. Williams’ real name is Micah Williams.

This is Thursday November 5, 2009

listen to this call from a 17 year old man who claims Katt
is holding him hostage in a house somewhere; maybe in Coweta.

the phone he is using is from the areacode  (504)
which is southern Louisiana – probably near New Orleans.

the time peroid is off, since we dont’ know exactly when this call happened as he was supposedly locked up over the weekend.  that would logically mean that it had to happen sometime last week; after Katt took the man to wherever they went.   the drama sounds alot like drugs and hoes to us.

Katt has said that the only thing that was wrong with the
story was that he was in a House He Was Leasing; Whooo-Haaaa !!!

Co’mon Katt, if you’re holdin the man cause you want to keep
him there, while you are doing whatever you are doing; and he
wants to go, you are guilty of holding the man hostage.
what’s so hard to understand about that pimpin ?

We Recall his problems in 2008

Ooooooo,,,The Headlines say “CrazyKatt is at it again”

we remember when he came to the D in 2007 for new years;
and got bish-slapped by a man in a pair of $5g cowboy boots.

we also remember when he went to the mental hospital
for a court ordered evaluation; after suspect behaviour
in new york and finally Sumpter, South Carolina last year.

he had to know they weren’t gonna play that crazy
actin mess in the SC. they just don’t roll like that.
this is speaking from personal knowlege of folks from the SC.

We’re Praying that Someone who Loves Him or that someone
in his family who cares; will step in and finally help
to get Katt Back On Track. he is such a comic genius.

who can ever forget Money Mike ?

“Don’t Be Sorry Hoe, Be Careful”

we must be honest, these words made us want to slap the perm off his lil lucky charms head.  it’s just his style of delivery that makes him so memorable.  He truly is the personification of the onscreen 90’s pimp.

Hold Up, Wait A Minute; Let Me Put Some Pimpin In-it

Check out some Recent Katt – his newest project released 10/13/09

Katt We’re Hoping You can Pull it Together Pimpin,  You’re Too Funny for Us to Ignore

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Messed Up Monday: Has Morgan Has Lost his Damn Mind ?

Monday, August 10th, 2009

It’s Always Something, but this is stank we covered several months ago when it was a lil poot. but apparently we now have a fully formed Turd.

Morgan Freeman you ain’t no damn good. you old ass incestuous piece of bullshit.  I hope your wife takes your bank account and ties it into a knot; and then melts your oscar and golden globes down and uses them as a dildo.

she could certainly  show us how to deal with a no good sob.  smiling and pretending ain’t gonna ever make me go see yo ass again Fast Black. not even if you drivin Ms. Daisy.

We all remember this lil incident on a dark back road in Mississippi  Last Spring, Right ?

Freeman was injured in an automobile accident near Ruleville, Mississippi, on the night of August 3, 2008. The vehicle in which he was traveling, a 1997 Nissan Maxima, left the highway and flipped over several times. He and a female passenger, Demaris Meyer, were rescued from the vehicle using the “Jaws of Life“. Freeman was taken via medical helicopter to The Regional Medical Center (The Med) hospital in Memphis.[21][22] Police ruled out alcohol as a factor in the crash.[23] Freeman was coherent following the crash, as he joked to a photographer about taking his picture at the scene.[24] He broke his shoulder, arm and elbow in the crash and had surgery on August 5, 2008. Doctors operated for four hours to repair nerve damage in his shoulder and arm.[25] His publicist announced he was expected to make a full recovery.[26][27] Meyer, his passenger, has sued him for negligence, claiming that he was drinking the night of the accident.[28] She has denied reports that the two were romantically involved

You Ain’t Too Damn Street Smart doin this kinda low down bullshit,

(smdh)

Actor Morgan Freeman,72, Will Wed Granddaughter, 27

It’s being reported that actor Morgan Freeman, 72, has intentions of marrying E’Dena Hines, his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, once his divorce is finalized.

Family sources claim that the affair between Morgan and E’Dena has been on-going for nearly 10 years.  This is the young woman, who, Freeman and his wife (they are now separated, set to divorce) Myrna, 68, raised since she was a young child.  apparently there is no blood relation but seriously, how, at 72, can you want to be with a woman so young (*shudder*) and who has been raised as YOUR GRANDCHILD (*double shudder*)?


Freeman, once his divorce is final, will wed the young woman.  “Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” said a family insider.


“Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”


Freeman’s estranged wife admits she and Morgan have not slept together for several years and they had an open marriage, both having other partners during the course of their marriage.

However, Morgan allegedly having sex with E’Dena as a teen (and Myrna finding out about it later), and then the two continuing with a relationship, was too much for Myrna and she apparently thought that that crossed a line, and filed for divorce.

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