SuperNews! Ep. 8 “Strippers? Hookers? Hair Gel?” // Current.

SuperNews! Ep. 8 “Strippers? Hookers? Hair Gel?”

this week we compare two manic personalities – from the news.
one thinks he runs the world, and the other one will never admit that he tried to run it into the ground; Dick and Weezie, yeah the dynamic duo. Supernews had this really great opening sketch all about Dick and Waterboarding so we had to share it with you.

hopefully you won’t get too bored, and skip to weezie, because there are some chiding hot bits in the 20+ min well produced episode – check it out :

Animated sketches include: Dick Cheney asks to be Waterboarded; Myspace stalks his ex-girlfriend; Larry King interviews the Large Hadron Collider; Las Vegas and the 9 levels of Hell; Fred and Danielle buy a dildo; Gorgon the Awkward Alien; and as always, the SuperNews! spin on this week’s hottest news!

Now since it’s Music Monday we are obligated to bring you something current and compatible. that’s why we’re giving you this Weezy Vid. his stuff is hard to find embedable online right now, because he seems to be in tight money earning agreements with universal and their partners. he opens his lil mouth, and they get a cut. yeppp,,

wonder what they plan to do when lil weezy is locked down tryin to pick up that soap ?

hmmmm,,, too bad he can’t have a mobile recording studio at the prison to record his vocals and let them work the backside. (pun intended)

but who knows…. anything can happen if you got cash to burn and grease up the right assholes, ooohh yeah literally in this case, since we know lil weezy will be doing a bit; and or maybe a couple bits.

Enjoy this piece of Real Weezy Undecipherability – and please tell us, WTF is He Saying ? No Fo Real Doh, What Is He Saying ?

Lil Wayne currently tops the US singles chart with Jay Sean track Down

(bbcnews.com)

US rapper Lil Wayne faces a year in prison after pleading guilty to gun charges arising from a 2007 arrest.

The 27-year-old admitted attempted criminal possession of a weapon in a plea deal and will be sentenced at New York State Supreme Court in February.

The rapper – born Dwayne Michael Carter Jr – was arrested in July 2007 when a gun was found on his tour bus after a hip-hop concert in Manhattan.

His sixth album Tha Carter III was the best-selling album in the US in 2008.

The record won best rap album at the Grammy awards in February, where Lil Wayne picked up three other prizes.

Sombre

According to a spokeswoman at the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office, the rapper would have faced more serious gun possession charges had the case gone to trial.

Lil Wayne also faces felony drug possession and weapons charges in Arizona after drugs and a handgun were allegedly found on his tour bus in January 2008.

The rapper has pleaded not guilty to the charges.

Lil Wayne cut a sombre figure on Thursday as he acknowledged he had had a .40 calibre semi-automatic loaded gun on his tour bus in 2007.

Rapper Ja Rule was arrested after the same New York concert on gun possession charges. The rap star, known to the court as Jeff Atkins, has pleaded not guilty. He has a court date next month.

Today we talk about the face of craziness and addiction. specifically prescription drugs, such as Oxycontin. yeahhhh we writing about the Oxycontin Express. and yes since it’s thursday you’re right we got a lil somthin for ya to sip on -

you can listen to our interview with a grand master, in oh so many ways: Presenting our newest Coorespondant – Mr One.

Mr One as we call him is an oldtyme head. he’s someone who’s been through the federal certification process; without any problems. he pissed; he went to jail – boom. this man knows his drugs and today he takes us on the Oxycontin Express.

it’s not pretty – oh my goodness, it’s really not pretty.

ODB – SNAP !

people say Old Dirty Bastard died of multiple prescription drug overdoses at the same time. it’s reported that he had so many drugs in his blood stream when he died, they just declared it massive systemic failure due to drug intoxication. sad indeed from such a young lyrical genius.

Amazingly in the video He was flowing like butter, messed up like whoa. damn OLDDIRTY,, (sideeye and a neck twist) why you gotta come outta jail and kill yourself maynnn. you was the ish.

I loved me some ODB, still do actually..

anyway that brings me to another of my favorite on stage drug abusers that everybody loves, cause he’s just sooo twwweeet… NOT.

look at that lil gremlin lookin yeezie… Sweet Jesus, Pushin Up a Cup of Sizzurp. to quote yeezees’   description of his situation – “Higher Than All of the Angels Be“.  wow.. and proud, whew ! I’m so through with all of this trashtalking.  We’ll let him tell you from his own mouth, and maybe you’ll see how bad his problem really is.

have mercy Lauren, that’s all we can say. this is a genetic mess in expensive tennis shoes. why doesn’t he stop sippin that damn sizzurp ? doesn’t he know that we all know, that he’s stone cold “juiced up” almost all the time you see him onstage, or in any interview; always.

you can listen to our interview with a grand master, in oh so many ways: Presenting our newest Coorespondant – Mr One.

what’s the real deal on these drug issues y’all ?

Lets be honest, what’s making this craziness paramount in the entertainment business today ? isn’t it about time entertainers started entertaining us again; instead of shocking us out ?

Damn Y’all put that mess down, it ain’t all that,   really doh..

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