remember that old saying, you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife ? well somebody needs to remind Mos Def cause he was swept up by Ms. Thang – and now she’s hollin gimme my free-dom, I ain’t tryin to be wit you no mo, def not.
sorry, but i had to work it in somekinda way.. uh ruhh back to the mess,
so lil missy has done a video talkin bout her side of the stank, thinking folks will see her as some victim.
Oh Hell Naww.. she tippin, trippin and slippin.
This is Mrs Mos Def with Andre 3000 – Why ???
Mos Definantely Let This Babe Bounce Brotha Man – she aint yo’ type, really Doh.
Somehow We Knew that a Tape Would Surface from this mess..
Nas and Kelis Drama, Plus Sex Tape Coming Soon?
I couldn’t help but go over to Egypt Said So this morning and peek at the Drama that was unfolding in the Nas and Kelis Divorce. According to Egypt the couple had been on ice for a minute but the Kelis sex tape was the final straw that broke the camel’s back as Nas was publicly humiliated even though Kelis claimed that it was made before their marriage.
“The baby was Kelis’ desperate attempt to win back Nas’ affection and keep her marriage intact.” My source revealed that Kelis and Nas fight all the time about her suspicions of him cheating, “I don’t think he boned another girl, but he might as well as much as she hounds him. …that’s her guilt.” I am also told that “She still loves him and would probably go back if he showed that he cared but Nas has been very nonchalant about it all. He has a chip on his shoulder and she doesn’t think he tried hard enough to keep their marriage together. But I don’t know if I can blame him…it ain’t easy to forget.”
Interesting enough, Nas was supposed to be cheating on Kelis with some promoter chick out of Virginia for awhile. So of course when Kelis found out, she decided she’d divorce him and attempt to take him to the bank. She was spotted recently overseas toasting to her decision to divorce Nas and was overheard saying ” “Here’s to taking that motherf*$%#@ for everything he has!”.
Whoa! A few months ago, around the time Wendy claimed she had the sex tape in her possession, a blogger hit me up to boast that they had their hands on the sex tape….and they weren’t the only one. So when I asked why haven’t I seen it online yet, the response was “I’m not leaking it and the person who sent it to me, isn’t leaking it as they don’t want to humiliate Nas”. Well, since Nas seems to already be humiliated what’s the hold up? Not that I want to see Kelis get her back broken in by some no-name rapper but something ain’t adding up…
Looks like Nas’s baby mama Carmen Bryant is getting the last laugh…
Kelis-Suspended
Necole Bitchie be all up in a mugs bitniz so you need to stop ova and get that rss feed locked in; cause ish is hittin the fan as you read this, and Necole is busy postin it up. click the title of the story to go to the original on her site.
And then we have this lil Pop Tart..
Alicia Keys and SwizzBeats - Honey Let him Get His Papers from the court before you start parading yo ass round in public like it’s all Kosher. Oh Hell No Missy - it Aint’. now if this ain’t skrate Hoebitniz I ain’t seen it. smdh
SWIZZ BEATZ FT. FABOLOUS – BIG SHIT POPPIN
ooh and while we are on the subject of HOES, lets look at a Fat Ass Male HOE..
Offica Ricky Ross was recently outted by Louis V. for Fakin the Fashion.
In a letter sent to XXL Mag which had the mug on it’s cover, the head of Louis V tells them, those are not our glasses and we want errybody to know that shit right now – to print that, Bustas.
Peep This – from Dimewars
“Dear Editor:
We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.
The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.
Sincerely,Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.
Louis Vuitton Malletier”
This is From Necole Bitchie – and yes she is bitchy so go see..
Fellas, don’t try this at home…
Rick Ross is so obsessed with his collection of designer sunglasses he always wears a pair during sex. The Hustlin’ star was inspired by late rapper Notorious B.I.G. to customise his growing collection of shades, costing up to $2250 (Gbp1500) each.
And he’s become so attached to the diamond-encrusted eyewear it’s often the only item he’ll keep on when stripping down for a steamy session of love-making. Rick Ross says “I’ve had sex in my shades, sometimes I wear my clear ones. A lot of ladies compliment my eyelashes so I don’t want people to see them, I’m shy, so wear my shades all the time. I never told nobody that before.”
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Now Personally we think errybody would like it better if he just put a damn 33 gal 20 ply hefty garbage bag ova his head and then twisted it shut. oooohhh and what’s that he’s standing next to ? another pretender. Gosh ! I think Louis Vuitton has put a quash on all this rumorism about Offica Ricky; for a while at least. Fassy Ass Wrapper..
and the final Crap De Resistance – Lil Weezy got anotha Baby Momma -
Lauren London is Definitely Having Lil Wayne’s Baby
After all this Lauren London’s denial of Lil Wayne being her “baby daddy”, the rumors have been confirmed that she is now 5 months pregnant.
” We got further confirmation of Lauren’s pregnancy from a celeb’s manager. Apparently said manager received a movie role for his client after it was first offered to Lauren. When the manager asked why Lauren wouldn’t take the role, the manager was made aware of Lauren’s pregnancy status. We’re told Lauren’s taking time off from her career as her current conditions aren’t “favorable” right now.
And New-New been acting like she’s too siditty to get down with street dudes…puhlease!
This girl is a walking tragedy. Too bad they didn't take some time before getting married. It was a disaster waiting to happen. Did his public persona over-ride his personal persona or was she really what they say? Lotsa trouble waiting to happen. Kind of sad, really….
Muslim Men don’t date traditionally. they say the character of a woman is what they are trying to descern during those crucial 72 hrs. yeah many of them mark the 72 hr as a decision point on if they want this woman bad enough.
so the chicas who know this, play it till then to get that proposal.
heffas..
Wonder why he fell under the spell of a sucubus ?
could it be the per-fume ?
ooohhh chile..
I gotta tell you that, oh some years ago, Mos Def did a show on HBO where people read poetry. He was the host and was fine, fine, fine. The poetry was wonderful and even Maya Angelou read some of her works. She was stunning. But Mos Def, well he definintely stole my soul with that series. The man has talent, in presenting poetry, that is.