Say What Saturday ? – We Watch the Throne, Ghetto Blackberries; and the Man with a Uterus

It seems the summer is hot this year, from sea to burning sea..

We know how much you love shit on saturday so today we’re scraping the sides of the barrell to satisfy your dirty feelings

First off this is the Black Dynamite Trailer – and yes there is a story with this.

Okay now why did they have the nerve to make a pilot for this show after the movie cleaned up in it’s first weeks after release; only to shelve the shit somewhere ?

oh don’t let the truth start flying butterah we heard that it was a joke, that somehow got out of hand. some college buddies decided to invest in a blackxploitation flick to see if the genre could still support itself. and whatchaknowboutthat, the damn film became a sleeper hit.

now the shit hits the fan when they decide they’re not goin for the real deal of putting out a series, which would gain enough attention that certain folks would label them. that’s hollyweird for ya.

you make more money sitting on shit than putting it out. you see what’s happened is that the production staff started selling copies of the damn episode the filmed, and it’s hot. folks are hungry for it. yet the matzos’ who made it, want to shit shiva on the bisquit.

oh well, you’ll probably have to see your neighborhood dvd man to get it cause we hear even with the discussions of resurrecting the WB this yam won’t be getting no heat. such a shame. really doh,

Yeah, that’s shits’ crazy but thats’ just the beginning.

Did you see the news about the man who’s really a woman inside ? yeah, now that’s some real hot shit right there

ClickOnDetroit News

A man in India complaining of stomach pain had a hysterectomy after doctors discovered a full female reproductive system in his lower abdomen.

The farmer and father of two, identified only as Ryalu, was admitted to a hospital near Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, where doctors diagnosed him with a hernia, the Daily Telegraph reported.

When doctors proceeded with the routine operation, they discovered a female uterus, ovaries, Fallopian tubes, a cervix and vaginal tissue.

Dr Pramod Kumar Shrivastava, a surgeon at the Chhindwara district hospital, told the Daily Telegraph that Ryalu had external male organs and was healthy.

Although Ryalu is medically considered a hermaphrodite, his hormones and sexuality are male, Shrivastava said.

Ryalu, who was said to be as “stunned” as his doctors at the discovery, is recovering in the hospital and is being supported by his family.

This is proof to us that Mother Nature will getcha ass if you play the game dirty. who knows what happened in his life to cause this but we believe that this next clown made every effort he could to get into hell. this is the judge who filled up a private prison for profit; With KIDS . yeah this clown ass shown below.

Former Luzerne County Judge Mark Ciavarella Jr. was sentenced to 28 years in federal prison for taking a $1 million bribe from the builder of a pair of juvenile detention centers in a case that became known as “kids for cash.”

Ciavarella, known for his harsh and autocratic courtroom demeanor, pocketed the cash while filling the beds of the private lockups with children as young as 10, many of them first-time offenders convicted of petty theft and other minor crimes. Ciavarella often ordered youths he had found delinquent to be immediately shackled, handcuffed and taken away without giving them a chance to say goodbye to their families.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court had to overturn 4,000 convictions of kids that Ciavarella issued between 2003 and 2008.

All we can hope for is that the shower floor is soapy.. yeah.

Okay this weeks release of Watch the Throne kinda blew the media away when it was reported that the project was released without a leak. can you imagine that ? well we guess Don Shawn musta sent his henchmen LVDon and King Bey out to let the word be rock. if you leak it, he’ll move his bowls on you. (to quote Jay Z) apparently every asshole knew that was the word, and the word was Watch the Throne.

They’re donating the whip to a charity to raise money for East African Famine Relief – so that’s a plus. What we don’t understand is why are they calling themselves the Throne ? what reference does this have to todays’ music business ? we know Jizzle just possed’ up a nugget for Pharrells line; but even beyond that, we hear this is the first year that he actually collected more graft than King Bey.


well whatchusay, looks like it’s really a family thang. we just want to know when is he gonna start adding his lil nugget into that picture ?

This blew us away – a Three Year Old Crack Head ? WTF

 

The 3-year old boy in the living room with his mom was taken to Children’s Hospital to be examined. He appeared to have small cuts and bug bites on his body.

Swissvale Police Lieutenant Matthew Lisovich told-KDKA TV, “The boy tested positive medically to have ingested a cocaine-based substance.”

Lisovich said the couple’s apartment was in deplorable condition with no food or milk. Nothing edible was in the refrigerator and several food containers with mold were in the living room.

The boy’s foster parents told police that they found the child’s stuffed animal infested with fleas when they took him home from the hospital.

all we can say is this is totally f’d up for the child. We also heard this week that the folks at RIM are totally scratching their heads over the fact that their Blackberry is now the urban mobile of choice. mostly because of the fixed rate and non streaming capabilities. if you’ve got a blackberry pat yourself on the back for making a upwardly mobile choice. appaerntly David Cameron is not too pleased about the move to the ghetto, butterah he can’t shut down an entire nations blackberries cause he can’t control social networking. this very issue could end up being his undoing. check this out,

the blackberry is the phone of choice for the urban masses. With BBM you avoid sms charges, get a nice smart messenger phone, and it’s cheap. Turns out in Colombia you have some money you get an Android, and if you’re well to do, you get an iPhone.

What happened is a while ago RIM decided to move in to the pre-paid segment. You can now get a blackberry for cheap with a flat rate data plan. Because people don’t use blackberries for streaming video or music they don’t tax the network as much.

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