Lisa Lampanelli, How Red Neck Skank Of You; see the video
There is nothing funny about this bit by Lisa Lampanelli. the parts that matter the most to me are her stupid expressions of Racism.
Lisa, I’m a Woman and You Can Suck My Rubber Clip On Dick; ya wanna be important nobody. this is what you’d expect from someone with no sensitivity to anything. she’s certainly lost me as a fan and I think she really knew that this would seal her fate with Minority Audiences Everywhere.
*E! Online is reporting that Rihanna met with an L.A. County domestic-abuse counselor within 24 hours of allegedly being beaten by her boyfriend, Chris Brown and stranded in a Beverly Hills neighborhood.
Brown was charged Thursday with two felony counts of assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury and making a criminal threat. His arraignment was postponed until April 6.
The Web site also learned that Rihanna used a police officer’s cell phone to call her manager, personal assistant and two other people within the first few minutes after an LAPD unit responded to her 911 call on Feb. 8. All the calls went to voicemail at the time.
“[Rihanna's friends and colleagues] didn’t pick up because no one recognized the numbers,” a source tells E!. Plus, because she was screaming hysterically, and that led her friends to think it was “some crazy person” calling when they first heard her voice.
As previously reported, the 21-year-old singer threw Brown’s keys out of the window at some point during the altercation, but she would not have been able to drive herself home because she has never learned how to drive, a source told E!
“Now see how you’ll get home,” Brown told her as he took off on foot, according to the source.
Although the court slapped Brown with among the least restrictive of protective orders, Rihanna does have the means to gather evidence against him if he causes trouble. She may tape record conversations with the R&B singer.
According to the protective order, which expires in March 2012, he may not “harass, strike, threaten, assault (sexually or otherwise), follow, stalk, molest, destroy or damage personal or real property” of Rihanna’s.
He also may not “disturb the peace, keep under surveillance or block movements” of her, and must get rid of any guns he may have by surrendering them to police or selling them to a licensed dealer within 24 hours. And he cannot “dissuade or prevent” anybody from attending a hearing or making a report to police.
Under the order, however, he is allowed to contact Rihanna in person or by telephone, and there are no limitations to how physically close he may be to her. The only restriction checked on the form is the box reading: “The protected persons may record any prohibited communications made by the restrained person.”
Meanwhile, Oprah Winfrey has officially entered the national discourse sparked by the case, announcing Friday that her March 12 broadcast will focus on domestic violence among teens.
Winfrey, who has expressed concern about the incident on her talk show in recent weeks, was more forceful with her advice to the young couple on Friday.
She said, “You need somebody to tell you the truth in this moment. And the truth is guys, both Chris Brown and Rihanna, if I were your friend, I would call you up and I would say ‘Give it some time, get yourself some counseling, take care of yourself, heal yourself first.’
“And also, ‘Love doesn’t hurt. I’ve been saying this to women for years – love doesn’t hurt. And if a man hits you once, he will hit you again. He will hit you again. I don’t care what his plea is, he will hit you again.’”
While Winfrey certainly considers the situation serious, others have attempted to exploit it for laughs.
Recently, 50 Cent expressed regret over poking fun at the incident in a clip on his Web site. But, comedian Lisa Lampanelli appeared to be unapologetic about her Brown/Rihanna zinger during Comedy Central’s roast of Larry the Cable Guy.
Commenting on the comedian’s catch phrase “Git R Done,” Lampanelli said, “You’ve beaten that concept so hard it’s now dating Chris Brown.”
As the audience groaned, she said boldly: “Best joke ever.”
She also threw in a racist joke to boot, saying, “Git R Done is to rednecks what free fried chicken and white b*tches is to blacks.”
Of All People to say anything, Suge Knight. he should have kept his mouth closed.
Suge Knight Offers Support To Chris Brown, “I’ma Ride With Him A Thousand Percent”
Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:40:00
Death Row Records co-founder Suge Knight has thrown his support behind Chris Brown in the midst of negative attention the R&B star has received.
Asked about possibly working on a project with Brown, Suge answered by revealing his respect for the singer.
“Chris Brown is a lil’ homie,” Knight said in an on-street interview. “I got more love for Chris Brown than anybody. One of the things Chris Brown did before at the time my daughter was turning 14 years old, it was her birthday, and they were having a concert. He put her on stage, sang happy birthday, he didn’t have to, showed a lot of respect and I respect him for that. So therefore, I’ma ride with him a thousand percent on whatever it is, period.” (TMZ)
Ironically, Suge pleaded guilty to misdemeantor battery against his girlfriend Melissa Isaac last month stemming from a domestic dispute the couple had summer 2008.
District Attorney David Roger said police had lost contact with Isaac and without her testimony on the witness stand, prosecutors would have had a hard time proving beyond a reasonable doubt not only the domestic battery charge, but the three felonies. “Domestic violence is a serious issue in our community, and anytime we can get a domestic violence conviction without a victim cooperating, we’re happy,” Roger said. “We’re hopeful the defendant will never batter a woman again, or he’ll face more serious charges and consequences.” (Las Vegas Sun)
Snoop Dogg Invites Rihanna & Chris Brown On Variety Show
Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:53:39
Snoop Dogg has offered a spot on his weekly variety show “Dogg After Dark” to troubled couple Chris Brown and Rihanna to discuss their publicized relationship.
The West Coast rap veteran’s invitation would allow the duo as guests on his 30-minute program.
“I would definitely have them on the show,” Snoop said in an interview. “Or anyone that is in the music or entertainment world…I would have to have Dr. Phil on the show because that’s not my section or department, but I’m sure Dr. Phil would have some advice,” he said. Jokingly adding that if Dr. Phil wasn’t available he “would get Dr. Dre to come on the show for them.” (Hollyscoop)
At Least Snoop dogg wants to offer a forum for resolution, instead of some Sideshow Business.. but Dr Dre in place of Dr Phil.. Hmmmm.
Ghostface Killah Sends “Message” To Rihanna, “You’ve Been Hurt Mad Times” [Audio]
Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:28:25
Showing his support for Rihanna in the midst of her public dispute with Chris Brown, Ghostface Killah has released a dedication song for the pop singer.
In “Message from Ghostface,” the rapper offers words of comfort.
“This is for all my women out there that be getting beat up,” Ghost says in the intro. “You know what I mean, struggling, welfare, sometimes the jobs ain’t right, they going through mad trauma, especially with they man when they don’t really need that sh*t, Rihanna, they know what they going through…I can see it in your face, you’ve been hurt mad times/Fell in love on the block and couldn’t read the signs/In the beginning it was all good/He sexed you good/Kept you close in the bed real tight…Then problems come when the affection slows down.” (You Tube)
Ghost is known for sharing his family hardships and personal feelings on songs like “All That I Got Is You.”
“Sadly, daddy left me at the age of six/I didn’t know nuttin but mommy neatly packed his shit/She cried, and grandma held the family down/I guess mommy wasn’t strong enough, she just went down/Check it, fifteen of us in a three bedroom apartment/Roaches everywhere, cousins and aunts was there/Four in the bed, two at the foot, two at the head.” (AZ Lyrics)
Other artists including John Legend have also offered support to Rihanna.
“I know both of them. I was surprised when I heard because it doesn’t strike me as something Chris would do,” Legend told People. “You never know what’s inside people or what can trigger that…It’s an awful story [and] I feel terrible for both of them but if Chris did what they said he did, that’s unacceptable. He has to accept the consequences of it.” (People)
(thanks to sohh.com for their stories – represented partially; for full stories, click the header for each piece. – sec 17. notice)
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I’m a Woman and You Can Suck My Rubber Clip On Dick
Nice choice of words. I'm impressed…