GitterGoin Dick-n-Dubyah It’s Hump Day.. now Get off my leg Pirates

Give Me a Good Ole' Blackhawk and a couple M50's on pms day 1 and it's over for the pirates

“The question is, what if they had taken a ship of [liquid natural gas]?” says Cornwell. “Then you’re really looking at a possible terrorist threat. If they blow that up off a harbor, you’ll flatten the place. People are talking about 50 Hiroshimas.”

This to us, makes absolutely NO Sense, Whatsoever.. Get The Damn Ship Back Now Folks. Stop these Bozos before they blow us all up.
And speaking of ridiculousness – Why would I pay $19.95 to be Like Joe ?


Apparently Sam Wurzelbacher has decided he is joining the celebuset.
my only question is – who is gonna pay this dude $19.95 to BE Like HIM ?

Nahhhhhh…. this just ain’t gonna work.
our advice – Sam, Get A Job; Blackhawk Is Hiring..

These Damn Somali Pirates – are getting on our last nerve up in here..

How the hell do you stop a supertanker ?

with a boatload of stolen ukranian arms and russian rpg’s..

The Pirates need to meet Cap’n Morgan this time.. we know the Somalis’ are at war; but why steal an oil tanker full of oil, when you may create the world’s biggest disaster ? (SMDH)

We think they need to be on the tail end of the shrub’s annual christmas smokeout..

Mr President Do the World a Favor, Smoke Out Those Somali Pirates before you leave the white house. we’ve never asked the repiglicans for anything so this may be the only wish they grant for us.

Just look at em – all friendly with those Bin Laden types. (cia codeword) do a lil holiday housekeeping and get those good ole’ boys goin down in the gulf and clean up that lil mogadishu problem. You do remember blackhawk down right Dick ?

we’re not asking for a war, just a lil cross border drone shoot em up to show the pirates that there are guns out there; more powerful than the ones they stole. Gitter Goin Dick and Dubyah.. do it for oldtimes sake. remember leave no stone unturned.
Smoke-em-outtttt Barney

Finally, let the Saudi’s hire blackwater to go get their oil. just this once; (lol yeah right) do it for the world energy market; we need it, Oh Soooo Baaaddddd, Mr Dubyah.


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