Meet Our Star – The Autotune Machine. it’s made somefolks instant sensations {T-Pain}sssssss and today we’re using it to show you some of our most recent news.

Take a look at this story from Kansas City – A Robbery

I’m Backing Up Backing Up Backing Up Backing Up Cause My Daddy Taught Me Good.. I’m like backing the hell out of there and I’m like Oh My God Oh My God. I’m Backing Up Backing Up Backing Up Backing Up Cause My Daddy Taught Me Good. and I think I should Faint but I don’t – My Daddy Taught Me Good.

Girl hush…

this whole incident took twenty six seconds – .26 seconds. yet this video of her describing it is over a minute, HOW ? or should we just break it on down and say HTF ?

Anyway..

Then we got this lil incident right here from Ohio where some fool crawled into the window of a girls’ bedroom and accousted her. the brother is on like popcorn. Literally. He’s been on the morning talk shows and his hair was whipped like kat williams. oh yeah baby.. Meet Antoine Dixon

Dig This,

Wellllll, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park -
“He’s clambin in yo windows He snatchin yo people up. he tryin to rape em so y’all need to Hide Yo kids, Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo kids, Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo kids, Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo Husband cause they rapin errybody out here.. You don’t have to come and confess. we looking fo you. We gon fin you, we gon fin you. so you can run and tell dat, you can run and tell dat Homeboy; Home Home Homeboy. We got yo teeshirt you left in the bushes, you are so dumb. you are really dumb, forreal. So Dumb So Dumb So Dumb..”

Awwwriteythennn, and this brings us up to the President.. uuuuhhhrruuuhhh yeah. them gregory bros. are hot as hell on that autotune tip. They’re in development of a series for Comdey Central and we can hardly wait. it’s about time we got some good material on teevee again.

From Warming Glow : The Gregory Brothers, the tech-savvy musical geniuses responsible for Auto-Tune the News, the Bed Intruder Song, and the Double Rainbow Song, revealed last week in an interview with Wired that they’re developing a pilot for Comedy Central. (The group previously worked with the channel by collaborating on the “Why Must I Cry?” Web Redemption for “Tosh.0.”) An excerpt:

Sarah: We amuse each other, and luckily, other people seem to think we’re amusing too. So we’re actually going to be working with Comedy Central to produce a pilot in the coming months.
Wired.com: Wow. Is the show going to be along the lines of “Bed Intruder” and “Auto-Tune the News,” or is it more of a behind-the-scenes look at you guys?
Sarah: It will have a musical component, and it will certainly be based on a lot of internet culture.
Evan: But it will be mostly behind the scenes.
Michael: Where we’re coming from, and where people know us from, is certainly important in how we’re shaping the show.
Wired.com: Fantastic. Is there any idea when that might air?
Michael: It wouldn’t be until next year — I think we’d be surprised if it was as soon as next spring.

It’s pretty cool to see legitimately talented people get TV shows thanks to the meritocracy of the Internet instead of, say, Jim Belushi (who has a new show this fall, by the way. Thanks, CBS!). By the way, The Gregory Brothers split all proceeds with their “unintentional singers” 50-50, which helped Antoine Dodson move his family out of the projects. So they’re successful, talented, and nice. I kind of hate them.

(end of clipping) and yes all these clips are from The Gregory Brothers.

The President’s talking about the economic problems and what we need to do about it. Then we see it below from each of these booboo’s points of view. hopefully we’ll get to see the replay with Glenn Becks REAL head exposed

Wouldn’t it be fabulous to see All Our News This Way ?

HUSH… (side-eye)

As a former member of the nccf we fed kids breakfast in the Free Breakfast Program during the 1970′s.  This lesson stays with us today almost 40 years later.  This is why we are supporting and asking for your support for Feed The People Atlanta – Sunday September 12th 10am.

If you are unable to meet-up on the day of distribution but would still like to donate email: defendingthepoor@yahoo.com

Log on to Free The People Movement for updates

Watch This Video for a Reason To HELP -  Present South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer Says “Don’t Feed the Homeless – They Only BREED, Like Stray Animals“   and no he has NOT Apologized and says He means it.

This is a Fear Monger

WE Know that this is Not the Reality of how to help people.  So politicians like this need to be voted out and we need to return HEART to Our Politicians Instead of FEAR. This is a Fear Monger. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS B.S. ANYMORE. We Are All People and We Need to HELP THOSE WHO NEED IT.

FYI – South Carolina has 12+% unemployment and has one of the largest new groups of non working poor – homeless and needy IN AMERICA.

WHO WOULD DENY A HOMELESS CHILD OR PERSON FOOD ?

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It’s Not Often that a performer makes us want to slap his mouth shut. but in this case Ne-Yo needs to Shut His Mouth Right NOW..

When we read this statement in the AP from Ne-Yo we realized that the singer is a few nuts short of a pair. he had the nerve to make this type of statement about a fellow performer with out the proper info ? Please Ne-Yo,  Tip and Tiny should show up at your babyshower and Piss On You.. Literally. You Have Lost Me As A Fan Forever.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Singer Ne-Yo says rapper TI has had many chances — and it’s time he gets his act together.

After TI was arrested in a drug case, Ne-Yo called him one of the smartest people in the music industry.

“I just feel that he makes a lot of poor decisions when it comes to the people that he surrounds himself with,” Ne-Yo told The Associated Press in an interview Thursday night.

Who is Ne-Yo to criticize anyone in the entertainment industry. the entire incident with T.I and Tiny is a case of Coparazzi. anybody who has eyes and good sense can see this clearly. no one is sitting in a maybach smoking Meth Ne-Yo. Hating is such a part of the game today that seeing this statement infuriated me.

I’m not a big fan of Ne-Yo anyway and to hear that he had anything to say about T.I and Tiny is so useless and haterific. These are two young performers with lots of following, cash and obviously Haters.

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“The issue is whether there is potential of any pollution, any leak. it’s a producing platform not a rig.” – Mariners Energy on it’s Latest Explosion in the Gulf of Mexico

However, Governor Jindal said seven wells there were believed to have been active at the time of the blast.

“Never Give a Sucker An Even Break – W.C. Fields”

Both Statements Sound like the same thing to us.. strangely

The BooBoos who allow Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico need to be pulled over because they’re licenses are expired.  How can you allow this to happen TWICE in One Year ? Damn Department of Energy, who do you work for  Yogi the Bear ?

The Fact remains that Louisiana has the most oil rigs under the most scrutiny in recent months due to mismanagement.  these consistent leaks, accidents and various other fineable offenses continue unabated – even today.  The company involved this time is Mariners Energy. They have more rigs in this area than anyone – so why aren’t they more careful ?  welll obviously they are functioning on the WC Fields Motto – “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break”.

This is the Problem, A Repeat Performance In The Gulf of Mexico. Louisiana can’t take much more of this type of mismanagement of it’s waterways.  Have we forgotten that this water mixes with all the other water ?  Like the Atlantic Ocean ?  which mixes into the entire water table of the South, Midwest and the East Coast .. HELLOOOO ?

Today We Need Your Help – Please RETWEET This Post and Also Feel Free to Repost it. We Need Folks to Know WE’RE WATCHING THIS MESS NOW.

America, Do You Honestly Believe That the Department of Energy Is Really Not Getting It?

At 8:00pm et it is being reported that there is now a mile-long oil sheen spreading from the site of the Vermilion Oil Rig explosion.

Mariner Energy has A hundred of these oil platforms like this one in the area.. Why ?

“The issue is whether there is potential of any pollution, any leak. What we are hearing from Mariner Energy, the owner of the platform, is it’s a producing platform not a rig.”

The platform had not recently been in active production and was undergoing maintenance, the US Interior Department said.

Read the rest of this entry » Hey Louisiana – Remember W.C. Fields Motto ?

OOOOOHH NOOOOOOOOO ! Not Tip and Tiny

Both T.I. and Tiny were booked at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station on charges of felony possession of a controlled substance, and bail was set at $10,000 each. Deputy Jeff Gordon confirmed on Thursday morning (September 2) that both had posted bail around 4 a.m. PT and were due back in court on the charges on September 3. A spokesperson for T.I.’s label could not be reached for comment early Thursday morning.

Lastnite the couple were arrested for possession of Marijuana in Los Angeles. Togerther as always, They bonded out shortly after 4 am pacific time;  and are now awaiting the public verdict on their arrest.  No Doubt being arrested on Marijuana charges is usually a light fine in California;  since they have more liberal Marijuana laws. but damn Tip and Tiny – y’all gotta fly under the radar my peeples.  Tip you are already hot as a firecracker from your new movie release, and Tiny folks just love to hate on your because you’re a smart pretty woman with a fine ass hubby.

This is Tip on the Wendy Williams show on his gun arrest

We Know You Loves Ya Babies TIP, But Be Careful Baby you are a public figure and they are camped out waiting for you to make a wrong move so they can make you a statistic. Don’t Do It Please.

Read the rest of this entry » Tip and Tiny Got that Kush in a Maybach, Damn

Since we woke up to the news of Tiny and Tip being scooted to the sheriffs post, we’ve thought about how we think the scenario should have gone.

We also found music to give you a touch of our real vibes. we’re leaving Tiny and Tip out of the music and news because we want you to see the “Rality of the Shituation“. check dis mi yutes,

WE Need Less Coparazzi (our new word for Police who stalk Stars and Entertainers instead of doing Real Police Work) and More Real Police Work Happening..

All of us need to do one thing today – that’s get a good draw

Jah Roots – Ganja Weed

A TRUTH MI YUTES – BLAZE IT

“LEGALIZE IT And We Will Advertise It, WE HAFFI Have The GANJA; WE HAFFI Have The ROOT; WE Haffi have The TRUTH”

If the police were spending more time enforcing the real law and preventing crimes, REAL Crimes like Murders and Rapes and Robberies how could they have time to press anybody about a lil plant which is not causing any of these crimes ?

Who should they be looking for well lets Say Murderers – or people who beat up on Homeless people for Fun..

On Thursday, August 26, 2010, in Modesto, California’s Moose Park in the La Loma neighborhood, 52-year-old Wesley Raper recalled being hit repeatedly by beer bottles while riding his bike through the streets. Two weeks ago, a cap on his front tooth was knocked loose when he was kicked in the face by a group of drunken men, Raper said.

Read more: http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Homeless+increasingly+targets+crime+figures+show/3470749/story.html#ixzz0yOCIuUh5

More from Jah Roots – Murderers

These Guys will Be BIG. Trust Us. They are Blazing Straight REGGAE.

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